Straight outta Scotland

**Rydo Larsson** · March 29th, 2012, 07:55 PM

Hey everybody names Ryan people called me Rydo since i was bout 12.

As you can see from the thread im from Scotland living in Glasgow been checkin this site every day for about 2 years now but just decided to join the forums a few hours ago.

Apart from crazy crime stories i love watchin movies and messing with people on xbox live also massive football fan aka soccer for all you americans out there which is probably most of you

And while am watchin or playin or whatever like to get a little

which i hope is ok with most of you lol.

And thats about as much as i can think to put so look forward to talkin shit with you all

**AngelFire** · March 29th, 2012, 07:59 PM

Rydo Welcome....Now pass the weed.

**TheMorningStar** · March 29th, 2012, 08:01 PM

Straight outta Scotland a crazy mutherfucker named Rydo
He'll fuck ya wife cuz the bitch is a big ho
He'll fuck ya sista, He'll fuck ya cat
He would fuck ya mom but the bitch is too fat.

**cubby** · March 29th, 2012, 08:01 PM

Don't sound like you got no tits to shows so Malq's gonna be disappointed

Howdy from Georgia USA!

**Shadow** · March 29th, 2012, 08:07 PM

From Scotland, yeah? My ancestors are from the highlands (I know, don't say it, we're barbarians. :) )... My great grandfather more specifically.. Came to the Americas and found himself an Irish wife. :)

Welcome to the DD. Most folks around here are pretty friendly and for the most part harmless. :)

Glad you could join us though.

~shadow

**Nell** · March 29th, 2012, 08:27 PM

Welcome.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · March 29th, 2012, 08:29 PM

Welcome Rydo! I live in North Dakota which is very close to Scotland! (If you look on a very tiny map)

You don't even have a Scottish accent!

**Rydo Larsson** · March 29th, 2012, 09:56 PM

Howdy Ho

**CbabyRKO** · March 29th, 2012, 09:58 PM

Weed? Who said weed? It's not fair to have and not share. Need I remind you I have he Internet police on speed dial and I will call them to come and bust down your door and confiscate your stash!

Anyway, hi! Welcome to the DD! Enjoy your stay :) glad you stopped lurking and finally joined the madness :D we are all nice folks albeit a bit nuts but honestly who wants to party with sane people? I sure as heck don't!

**Rydo Larsson** · March 29th, 2012, 09:59 PM

Glad for the welcome

**Rydo Larsson** · March 29th, 2012, 10:01 PM

lol i have to try my best so ppl will understand what im saying if you actually heard me speaking even if i really tried to be as clear as possible most probly would not understand one word i was saying lol.

**Rydo Larsson** · March 29th, 2012, 10:03 PM

amen brother :P

**Dakota Valkyrie** · March 29th, 2012, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Rydo Larsson

lol i have to try my best so ppl will understand what im saying if you actually heard me speaking even if i really tried to be as clear as possible most probly would not understand one word i was saying lol.

I have that same problem with most men. Even my hubby.

**Tits McGee** · March 29th, 2012, 10:07 PM

Hello there! Sit right down and tell us all about the filthy deeds you have been a part of.

**Marv** · March 31st, 2012, 05:37 AM

Welcome!

Glasgow eh? Hey, do you know Tom? Short guy, also a fan of the

. Likes to throw hot meat pies at Rangers fans through the wire fences at football games.

**malq** · March 31st, 2012, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by Marv

Welcome!

Glasgow eh? Hey, do you know Tom? Short guy, also a fan of the

. Likes to throw hot meat pies at Rangers fans through the wire fences at football games.

I know Tom he is my only friend on Myspace. He's really busy so he hasn't written back

**malq** · March 31st, 2012, 06:00 AM

Welcome-to the Facebook for those who are too psycho to be ruining peoples walls.

You should join the social groups Chit Chat and Weight Watchers.

**Valasca** · March 31st, 2012, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Rydo Larsson

Howdy Ho

The fuck did you call me?

**carolinablue** · March 31st, 2012, 01:39 PM

Somebody (deceased) made me eat a bite of haggis. When I found out what it was, I killed him. Beware! Haggis, the Loch Ness monster and a bunch of drunks trying to play "will ye no come home again, laddie". Good whiskey. I saw the Loch Ness monster in the Trinity River. After most of a bottle of mescal and some other stuff. Ugly muthafucka.

I wish I had a Scots ancestor; we hadda settle for a Welsh poet. Beware of everybody on this site! Now that patients in the Home for the Badly Bewildered have internet access, our ranks have grown. Harley and malq do NAWT have permission to post anything anywhere on the net. They were bad; their meds have been adjusted. Send me a naked picture of yourself with a parakeet on your head. I collect them. I use Morbid's pic to frighten off home invaders.

You may become one of my minions if you thank all my posts and give me reps. I'm perfectly normal. Oops! gotta go, they're unlocking my cell.

**evervigilant** · March 31st, 2012, 03:07 PM

You've chosen quite an avatar

, I'm a Norn Iron fan lol.

**Marv** · March 31st, 2012, 03:15 PM

@carolinablue wtf do you mean you ''hadda settle for a Welsh poet''?????? You should be HONOURED to have some dragon blood running though your veins! Everyone KNOWS that the Welsh are the BEST Celts!!!!!

Don't go thinking you're safe 'cos there is a biggish pond between us. I'll find you.

**carolinablue** · March 31st, 2012, 03:52 PM

My bad, Marv. I'm ashamed. The old golden land is a mystery to me...ley lines and stuff. family says that's why I'm their Storyteller, the Welsh in me got out. But why oh why doesn't the language have any vowels? If I tried to tell someone about ancestor, and they asked where he came from, I'd have to strangle myself while gargling. Gvrklwylffprt (I made that up), or something like that.
I've spent too much time watching Scotland the Brave, wee men in kilts.

Man, I'd ride that like the Lone Ranger! Hi Yo Silver! That was vulgar and inappropriate.

**TheMeaningOfItAll** · March 31st, 2012, 04:25 PM

Hi Rydo! Like @Shadow I too have Scots blood coursing through my veins. Do you look anything like Ewan McGregor? He's how I picture all Scottish guys looking.

**Rydo Larsson** · March 31st, 2012, 08:50 PM

lol :P

**Rydo Larsson** · March 31st, 2012, 08:53 PM

hes my twin brother

**sheevaa** · April 1st, 2012, 03:04 PM

I'm not Scottish at all, nor do I know anyone there. However! I have watched Braveheart! All ye be in awe:P

Welcome, Rydo! :P (I'm at least a quarter Irish, is that good enough?)

**Obsolete** · April 1st, 2012, 06:42 PM

As you can see from the thread im from Scotland living in Glasgow been checkin this site every day for about 2 years now but just decided to join the forums a few hours ago.

So you've been reading our posts and not contributing for 2 fucking years? I feel so....used.

**Silvahalo** · April 1st, 2012, 11:06 PM

Welcome Rydo!
show me what's under the kilt! I'm Queen to my kids does that count?

**Rydo Larsson** · April 2nd, 2012, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by sheevaa

I'm not Scottish at all, nor do I know anyone there. However! I have watched Braveheart! All ye be in awe:P

Welcome, Rydo! :P (I'm at least a quarter Irish, is that good enough?)

thank you and yes that should do just fine :-D

**Rydo Larsson** · April 2nd, 2012, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Obsolete

So you've been reading our posts and not contributing for 2 fucking years? I feel so....used.

ha ha ! tbh just was always checking the storys on the main page then started checking the storys in the chat box from the forum not long ago so decided i better get my act together and sign up lol