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  1. March 29th, 2012, 07:55 PM #1
    Rydo Larsson
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    Cool Straight outta Scotland

    Hey everybody names Ryan people called me Rydo since i was bout 12.

    As you can see from the thread im from Scotland living in Glasgow been checkin this site every day for about 2 years now but just decided to join the forums a few hours ago.

    Apart from crazy crime stories i love watchin movies and messing with people on xbox live also massive football fan aka soccer for all you americans out there which is probably most of you

    And while am watchin or playin or whatever like to get a little which i hope is ok with most of you lol.

    And thats about as much as i can think to put so look forward to talkin shit with you all
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    Rydo Welcome....Now pass the weed.
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    Straight outta Scotland a crazy mutherfucker named Rydo
    He'll fuck ya wife cuz the bitch is a big ho
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    He would fuck ya mom but the bitch is too fat.
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    Don't sound like you got no tits to shows so Malq's gonna be disappointed

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    From Scotland, yeah? My ancestors are from the highlands (I know, don't say it, we're barbarians. :) )... My great grandfather more specifically.. Came to the Americas and found himself an Irish wife. :)

    Welcome to the DD. Most folks around here are pretty friendly and for the most part harmless. :)

    Glad you could join us though.

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    Welcome.
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    Welcome Rydo! I live in North Dakota which is very close to Scotland! (If you look on a very tiny map)


    You don't even have a Scottish accent!
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    Weed? Who said weed? It's not fair to have and not share. Need I remind you I have he Internet police on speed dial and I will call them to come and bust down your door and confiscate your stash!

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  9. March 29th, 2012, 10:03 PM #9
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    amen brother :P
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    lol i have to try my best so ppl will understand what im saying if you actually heard me speaking even if i really tried to be as clear as possible most probly would not understand one word i was saying lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydo Larsson View Post
    lol i have to try my best so ppl will understand what im saying if you actually heard me speaking even if i really tried to be as clear as possible most probly would not understand one word i was saying lol.
    I have that same problem with most men. Even my hubby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydo Larsson View Post
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