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    Man Does Not Want To Lose Unemployment Benefits


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    An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work.

    Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

    Bleeding profusely, the man from the province of Styria then threw the foot into an oven, hobbled to his garage and called an ambulance. An emergency operation was unable to reattach the foot, ORF said.
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    When police arrived the "desperate" 56-year-old from Mitterlabill in southern Austria was still conscious but had lost a lot of blood, local police chief Franz Fasching said.

    He was airlifted to hospital in Graz where his condition was said to be stable. (except for the persistent wobble caused by the lack of a foot on one side)

    The man had mounted the mitre saw on two stools in his boiler room using nails and removed the guard plate before slicing off the foot above the ankle and around 5am.

    Emergency services "looked in the oven and were able to recover the foot ... The foot was taken the hospital but it was so badly burned that it cannot be sewn back on," Mr Fasching said.
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    Now this is what you call a lazy mother fucker. Rather saw his foot right off then earn a living.
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    Too bad he didn't confuse his ankle with his neck.

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    I wonder if he got the idea from reading about those guys who cut off their friend's hand for the insurance benefits. Maybe he just didn't read the entire article and missed the part about them getting busted. What a freaking idiot!!! I mean a pinkie finger or toe maybe.... but the whole foot? I don't understand people.
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    Austrian Man's Alternative Fuel Earns Green Paycheck

    Hours before unemployment officials were to determine whether he was physically fit for work, an Austrian man sawed off his left foot with an electric saw, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

    The 56-year-old man had just learned that his benefits could be slashed if he did not accept work found for him, the Daily Mail reported.

    He reportedly placed the severed foot in a wood stove to make sure doctors could not reattach it to his leg.

    On Monday, after his wife and son had left the house, Hans Url, positioned his left leg against an electric saw in the boiler room and severed his foot above the ankle. Images from the scene show an electric table saw – apparently wiped clean – surrounded by shallow pools of blood. On the stove were a lighter and ashtray filled with cigarette butts.
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    Bleeding profusely and on the verge of death, Url called an ambulance. Emergency staff found him covered in blood, and they retrieved the foot from the fire.

    Url was airlifted to a hospital in Graz. Hospital officials said he nearly died from loss of blood, according to the Daily Mail. Url is now out of danger, but doctors were not able to reattach his foot because it was too badly burned.

    "He wants to work, but gets nothing suitable," Monika, Url's wife of 36 years, told the Kronen Zeitung. "My husband felt so worthless."

    On Tuesday, Url was transferred to the psychiatric ward of the Graz regional hospital. "He apologized to me and told me how sorry he was," Monika told the Austrian newspaper. "He did it deliberately at the time when we -- my son and I -- were out of the house."

    The rescue helicopter was waiting in front of the house when Monika returned. "Now I know that my husband was very scared of this health examination," she told the Krone. "He wants to work. But the job he imagines for himself doesn't exist."

    Url's daughter Petra said her father once worked on a golf course, and he was happiest when working outdoors, according to the Austrian paper. She said he had received a number of such jobs in the past, but they only lasted several months at a time.

    Police spokesman Franz Fasching said police were investigating the case as an attempted suicide. “The planning was meticulous," Fasching said.

    Meticulous, perhaps, but possibly not a success. Url may still qualify for work despite the amputation, the Daily Mail reported.

    The Daily Mail quoted Hermann Gössinger, spokesman for the unemployment center where Url was supposed to have been examined, as saying that “this is a tragic case but it will not help the man. He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him.”

    Url has been unemployed -- with brief interruptions -- since 2003. The Kronen Zeitung reported he suffers from depression. In 2010, he spent 11 days in a psychiatric clinic in Graz.

    "The family is at least firmly behind him," Monika told the paper. "Together we can get over this."
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    He reportedly placed the severed foot in a wood stove to make sure doctors could not reattach it to his leg.
    Url was airlifted to a hospital in Graz. Hospital officials said he nearly died from loss of blood, according to the Daily Mail. Url is now out of danger, but doctors were not able to reattach his foot because it was too badly burned.
    I don't know which is worse, me giggling at the mental image him waking to find a cooked foot reattached despite his efforts or wondering if anyone had a nibble. Someone sneaking a cooked morsel was my first thought but then I remembered it was a foot. I just brought myself out of a shitty day lmao

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    Hans Url Sawed Off His Foot And Tossed In Oven So He Can Keep His Jobless Benefits



    Hacked off: Hans Url rigged up his power tool so he could slice off how own foot in order to avoid work

    Unemployed man cuts off foot to continue claiming jobless benefits – only to discover he is still eligible for workThe 56-year-old put his hacked off foot in oven so medics could not reattach it

    A scrounger who almost died after cutting his own foot off so he could stay on jobless benefits has been told he might still qualify for work despite his amputation.
    Long term unemployed Hans Url, 56, had just been told his hand-outs would stop if he did not accept work found for him by job centre staff.
    And when his claims that he was too sick and did not like the work were challenged with the offer of a medical, he took drastic measures.

    Url, of Mitterlabill, southern Austria, rigged up a mitre saw and sliced off his foot – then put it in the oven for good measure to ensure no surgeon could reattach it.
    But job centre staff have delivered a blow to hapless Url's plan by saying his new disability does not rule him out for work.

    Police spokesman Franz Fasching said: ‘The planning was meticulous.
    ‘He waited until his wife and his adult son had left the house and he was alone.
    ‘He then switched it on and sliced off his left foot above the ankle - throwing it in the fire so it would not be possible to reattach it before he called emergency services.
    ‘He then made his way to the garage where he called emergency services and waited for them to arrive.



    The police added that the man had almost died from loss of blood before the emergency services arrived and that they had recovered the foot from the oven - but that it had been too badly burned to reattach.
    He was airlifted to hospital in Graz where his condition was said to be stable after emergency surgery to seal the wound.
    A hospital spokesman said: ‘The foot was too badly burned to reattach. All we could do was seal the wound. He had lost a lot of blood - he almost died on the way to hospital. He was put in an artificial coma.’
    The police spokesman Fasching added that they were investigating the case as an attempted suicide.
    But Feldbach AMS job centre spokesman Hermann Gössinger said: ‘This is a tragic case but it will not help the man.
    [...]
    'But even now losing a foot does not automatically mean he will not be able to work. He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him.’
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    Desperate: Url then threw his foot into this oven to make sure surgeons could not reattach it

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    Because he didn't want to toe the line.
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    They even find work for him? Boy, wouldn't THAT be nice. I just can't even stop my eye-twitching long enough to be pissed off at this asshole.
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    He was his own arch nemesis.
    Sheevaa: I can understand...I got peed on for the first time and got all excited about it:P
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheevaa View Post
    They even find work for him? Boy, wouldn't THAT be nice. I just can't even stop my eye-twitching long enough to be pissed off at this asshole.
    LOL I felt for him at first but then I kind of got the feeling he didn't WANT to work. He could have done SOMETHING! There's been times I've hated what I was doing but by God ya just gotta suck it up and find something to like about it.

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