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    3rd Grader Gets A Blowjob At His Desk In Class, Teacher Fired

    TALLULAH, La. (CBS Houston) – A teacher at Tallulah Elementary School lost her job after not noticing two third graders participating in oral sex under their desks.

    The News-Star is reporting that the teacher was fired for not keeping a proper eye on her students, as the incident occurred under her watch.

    “The principal felt that she was not monitoring the classroom adequately,” District Superintendent Lisa Wilmore said to the News-Star. “The principal made a decision, and I supported the principal.”

    She added, “We have to make sure we have people in these classrooms who are monitoring our students.”

    Both students reportedly received counseling after the incident, which happened last week.
    http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/03/...ex-under-desk/
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    What!? Again my brothers in the 3rd grade hated girls because they all wanted to play rough games or Power Rangers & none of the girls wanted to. How in the fuck does one know about blowjobs & how in the holy fuck does one receive one IN 3RD GRADE!?
    Those kids, someone better go investigate what the fuck is happening in their houses because this isn't normal sexual behavior in children. Someone's being abused.

    And fuck I'm pretty sure all the guys in my classroom as teenagers used this scenario as a fapfest in their dreams.


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    A whole lot of WTF here. I want to know what kind of life the kid giving the bj has; what kind of home life would make a kid even think of doing that? teenagers? Sure, they're rowdy, hormonal little twerps; but an 8 or 9 years old? I smell a rat *cough* LONG term sexual abuse *cough* I volunteer to torture the fuck out of the family, if necessary.
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    What the fuck. My daughter is in third grade and they play Star Wars and Puppies at recess. I can't imagine that the thought process of giving/receiving oral sex is one that would even cross her mind. The school did the right thing by firing the teacher. I wonder if the kid(s) have older siblings or maybe witnessed some shit going on between the parents...? There is a kid in my daughter's class that is very sexualized and I think it is because he has a seventeen year old brother who babysits a lot and the girlfriend comes over. I think the kid witnesses a lot of teenage making out and other stuff. Not that these kids in the story couldn't be molested, I'm just offering up some other "plausible" explanations.
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    I didn't read anything that indicated it was a female under the desk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    I didn't read anything that indicated it was a female under the desk.

    That thought crossed my mind too @TheMorningStar.

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    I'm just relieved it was two students that are about the same age . The title made me think it was another pedophile for a teacher story . I'm not sure about one of the kids being abused . It could be acting out from abuse sure . But it could also be from watching porn over big sister or big brother's shoulder , or finding it in the computer history at home .
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    WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    I have a 7 yr old.
    WHAT. The. Fuck.
    I am just literally without words.

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    A blow job??! well, hell, my mind is blown.
    My 8yo giggles at his parts, no way he'd have a clue what a blow job might be. . . he recently laughed and giggled at the word buttock something he realized is the same as butt. One thing to have a normal, healthy curiosity, but this, uh, no is not normal.
    I wouldn't say for certain this childs been molested, but I'd say very likely, at the at least he's been exposed to sexual behavior inappropriately, maybe allowed to see his parents and or other folks in the act, even porn.

    The parents...would be interesting to hear what they have to say about this.
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    I have a 9 year old boy and I am very sure he doesn't know what a blowjob is. The 13 year old boy, not so much...
    At least one of those kids was exposed to something somewhere, or the kids were talking about it on the playground. I might even blame the internet.
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    I'm not saying that the teacher shouldn't have been fired ... but the parents need to be fired too. WTF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMeaningOfItAll View Post
    ...My daughter is in third grade and they play Star Wars and Puppies at recess...
    Now what I want to know is HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY STAR WARS & PUPPIES!!!!????????

    I AM DYING HERE! THROW ME A BONE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JGo555 View Post
    Now what I want to know is HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY STAR WARS & PUPPIES!!!!????????

    I AM DYING HERE! THROW ME A BONE!
    Hahaha! My daughter's class consists of mostly boys and the girls that ARE in her class are total brats so my daughter usually opts to play with the boys. She is Princess Leia(sp?) and the boys fake sword fight and shit. As for the puppies game, the boys crawl around and she acts like she is walking them, feeding them, pets them, etc. It is weird the shit they come up with to entertain themslves. But, hey, at least it's not blowjobs under the desk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMeaningOfItAll View Post
    Hahaha! My daughter's class consists of mostly boys and the girls that ARE in her class are total brats so my daughter usually opts to play with the boys. She is Princess Leia(sp?) and the boys fake sword fight and shit. As for the puppies game, the boys crawl around and she acts like she is walking them, feeding them, pets them, etc. It is weird the shit they come up with to entertain themslves. But, hey, at least it's not blowjobs under the desk.
    So she is into Dominant/Submissive role play and petting already?
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    This story makes me skeeeeered shitless. My lil one is 7 and has no fucking clue about things like this. I have to go throw up now.
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    Your daughter already has them begging & rawling on their knees for her?

    She's gonna be THE BEST EVER! (I hope it didn't sound wrong or mean. It just makes her sound like she is already grown & knows how to handle men to get what she wants & needs from them. FUck it still sounds wrong but I hope you understand me)


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    Quote Originally Posted by JGo555 View Post
    Your daughter already has them begging & rawling on their knees for her?

    She's gonna be THE BEST EVER! (I hope it didn't sound wrong or mean. It just makes her sound like she is already grown & knows how to handle men to get what she wants & needs from them. FUck it still sounds wrong but I hope you understand me)
    No, I totally understand you and yes, she has them eating out of her hands. I have to watch her closely because she is naturally beautiful ((and I am totally biased, btw)), witty, fun, creative and the boys just love her. You should have seen them at her birthday party. They were fighting over who got to sit next to her. That's my girl!
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    She is your kid. BIASED is obvious! My girl is too & she was born & after 2 hours, I knew I popped out a beautiful baby... it only adds to my ego when people stop me on the street to tell me so.


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