Joerg-Werner Lubbe left special Easter treats for the 'local brats'.

[Marv]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-children.html

A pensioner has been arrested for allegedly lacing chocolate Easter bunnies with rat poison and leaving them for children to find.

Joerg-Werner Lubbe, 68, sprayed the sweets with ammonium hydroxide, re-packaged them in their original foil and hung them from a tree at his home.

He was furious at children who were pilfering the treats from his front garden as they walked past his house near Chemnitz, east Germany.

One boy called Max, 10, needed his stomach pumped after stealing a bunny and eating it on his way to school. He collapsed with stomach pains at his desk.

It is a tradition in Germany to decorate gardens with easter-themed objects. But Lubbe objected to being a 'meal ticket for the local brats,' he told police.
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He added: 'I am sorry someone got hurt. But they had been stolen three times already. The stink of the ammonia should have warned them off.'
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Lubbe has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm and his tree has been stripped of its potentially lethal fruit.

[AngelFire]

That some harsh shit. What did he think would happen when you dangle candy from a tree? Kids passing by are going to be tempted, you fucktard.

When I was 4, I sued to pass by this pretty catholic church. The walk way was covered in pretty flowers and I would pick them each time I'd pass. Until the Priest one day waited for my mom and me, he was a mean mother fucker too. Stiill, I picked at his flowers because they were pretty.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Couldn't he put non-edible decorations out? What was he going to do with them anyway? Eat the weatherized chocolates? CHOCOLATE ABUSE!!!

[VXIII]

Wow, my mom used to threaten us she was going to poison things she didnt want us to eat, we figured it made no sense because then she couldnt eat them either, why didnt he just get fake candy?

[sugarfree irony]

That some harsh shit. What did he think would happen when you dangle candy from a tree? Kids passing by are going to be tempted, you fucktard.

When I was 4, I sued to pass by this pretty catholic church. The walk way was covered in pretty flowers and I would pick them each time I'd pass. Until the Priest one day waited for my mom and me, he was a mean mother fucker too. Stiill, I picked at his flowers because they were pretty.

I read that 3 times before I figured out it was a typo lol. I was trying to figure out why you had to sue the church to get to walk by it .

Do they not plastic eggs over there ?

[sheevaa]

Fake candy would be the best. Then you get to decorate AND fake out the local brats! Mwa hahahah! I mean....I would never do something like that!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Fake candy would be the best. Then you get to decorate AND fake out the local brats! Mwa hahahah! I mean....I would never do something like that!

Or eat them and wrap up mothballs or spitballs or dog doody instead...

[sheevaa]

Damn DV, you're even meaner than I am! *is impressed!*

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Damn DV, you're even meaner than I am! *is impressed!*

When this thread popped up again, I mis-read the dudes name as "Wiener Lube". So not only am I mean, I have a dirty mind too. Damn! I spend to much time around this place... either that or hubby's absence is really getting to me.

[sheevaa]

Read your post, glanced at the name, started choking from laughing too hard. Damnit DV, you're gonna kill me, too! For you, probably a little of both:P