Woman Charged After Hiding Bottle Full Of Urine In Her Vagina

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Dade City, FL - We have many stories on D’D featuring women hiding various things in their naughty bits, things like handcuffs, drugs and even loose change, *but we’ve ever had a woman use her meat wallet to hide a*liquor*bottle full of piss. Mischelle Salzeber is a 20-year-old from Florida on probation for dealing in stolen property. Since doing drugs violated her probation, she desperately needed to pass her upcoming drug test. Since she knew she was not going to pass the drug test, she decided to use someone else’s urine. This slight of piss technique is often employed, to varying degrees of success, but it was Salzeber’s technique that has her making the news. During a full body scan, which I wasn’t aware they did before a drug test, screeners saw what looked like a small bottle shoved deep inside her vajayjay. Check out the scan. Upon further investigation, authorities discovered the bottle was actually a small vodka bottle full of piss. When confronted with their find, Salzeber*admitted to shoving the piss-filled vodka bottle up her box so she could hopefully use it to pass her drug test. Ironically, her friend’s piss was dirty and she would have failed anyway. Salzeber is being held without bond after being arrested on a felony probation violation.
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Mishelle Salzgeber

Fail, fail: Female thief, 20, stashes urine bottle in her vagina to foil probation drugs test - and flunks it anyway!

A woman in the U.S. is being held in jail in Florida after failing a drug test - even though she used another woman's urine in a bid to pass, local authorities said.

Mishelle Salzgeber, 20, of Dade City, Florida, was arrested earlier this week following a meeting with her probation officer.

Fearing she would fail a routine drug test, Salzgeber hid a small vodka bottle filled with the urine inside her vagina.
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The X-ray scan revealed Salzgeber had what appeared to be a pill bottle hidden deep inside her vagina.
Questioned by police, Salzgeber allegedly said the item was actually a small vodka bottle.
The young woman said the bottle, which was empty, had contained another person's urine and that she had tried to use it to pass a drug test at the probation office, police said.
Unbeknownst to Salzgeber, the urine that she allegedly used in place of her own was found to be dirty. The failed drug test led to Salzgeber's arrest.

Salzgeber was found to be in violation of her probation and booked into the Pasco County Jail

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1prvxkdcX

Mishelle Salzgeber, 20, of Dade City, Florida, was arrested earlier this week following a meeting with her probation officer

[biteme]

She heard about using someone else's urine to pass the test, just didn't understand the clean part
No, no, and no getting urine from the person you're doing meth with does not work

[AngelFire]

Love that first mug. It's as if a light bulb came on in that empty head of hers. DERP!!!!