Finally regestered after being a long time reader and fan. feel free to friend me.
Finally regestered after being a long time reader and fan. feel free to friend me.
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Hello. Welcome to the D'D. I will look forward to seeing your comments on stories now . . . because you're going to stop lurking . . . right?
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
"Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
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A woman of a few words.....Didn't know that was possible. Welcome just the same
The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein
Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
I also got my finger stuck in a "Pocket Pussy"...carolinablue
Have a great one and dont let a penis and set of balls ruin your day....Whisper
May I assume you are an Anita Blake fan?
"We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.
What does the Bible say about Judge Not? Read here: http://www.cfirecm.com/QandA/Judge%2...e%20Judged.htm
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Or a fan of the band Bella Morte.Originally Posted by Valasca
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon
There's a band with that name? Huh. I wonder if they are Anita Blake fans... Or know French? Or are French? Whatever.
"We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.
What does the Bible say about Judge Not? Read here: http://www.cfirecm.com/QandA/Judge%2...e%20Judged.htm
http://www.monkeyboobies.com/gallery...3-1/ohnoes.gif
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...hno_viking.gif
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Welcome to Dreamin Demon!
"Attention! Harken to my voice!"
"An insidious cult is intent on controlling your actions. I command you to avoid it at all costs! That is all."
~ My Principal, Onyx Blackman
I need to know more information if you're going to be my friend. Such as:
1. What are your interests?
2. What is your favorite color?
3. Which is better, The Rolling Stones or Aerosmith? (trick question, they both suck!)
4. Do you like anal?
5. How many gummy bears can you fit in your mouth at one time?
6. Do you think I'm pretty?
I am eagerly awaiting your response, but hurry! This is a limited time offer and the open friend slots are filling fast!
"Work like you've never been hurt, fuck like you don't need the money, and scratch like nobody's watching." -- Crystal from Squidbillies.
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Yes, I'm done lurking.
I just like this name and its meaning "Beautiful Death"
Reading, writing, hockey, horror and playing guitar. Green. Neither. Not right now, I just woke up lol. IDK I dont like gummi bears but maybe like 75? And IDK what you look like.
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Hi Bella, you are not an official member till I welcome you! None of us are what you might call normal, but some are worse than others. Watch out for Pete, his ultra-left wing liberal politics will drive you screaming into the arms of the Tea Baggers. Morbid is our leader, and the mods are his evil minions..except for Jaded. We still aren't sure what she does around here except collect bail for Morbid. malq is my buddy, so he's totally off his rocker...BEWARE! Taco and I are Coonasses; we eat crawfish and put the heads on our fingers and waggle them at people while singing, "Meet Me With Yo' Black Drawers On". Garden Party is where the sluts and man-whores hang out, you can find me there; I TRY to make them behave.
Beware of anyone *cough* Dakota *cough* from North Dakota or Minnesota. They will send you lutefiske. Don't even smell it! Poor Harley Tech has been turned down for early release; he had an "incident" with his motorized scooter chair. I heard he chased a nurse and 2 guards..I mean ORDERLIES... down the halls and into a mop closet. He will want to see your tits, don't do it! He hasn't seen human tits in years and he might die.
You can be my minion too! Just follow me around the forums, thank all my posts and give me many reps! I'm not adverse to bribery either. I'll keep you safe!
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD?"" cb said this to an ex
"I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
"Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
"I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller
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( there are tits online everywhere lol )
Harley is not allowed on the internet! There was this unfortunate incident where he bypassed the locks and went a little nuts on some site.... I think it was websluts. They had to call a vet from the zoo to shoot him with a tranquilizer gun. btw...I was BANNED from websluts.
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD?"" cb said this to an ex
"I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
"Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
"I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller
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