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  1. March 19th, 2012, 01:31 PM #1
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    Smile A pirate walks in to a bar....

    The bartender says: "Hey man, what's up with that steering wheel attached to the front of your pants?" The pirate says (in your best pirate voice) "It's drivin' me nuts!" ha ha

    Hi. I'm Shannon. I've been here a long time and used to post but my old computer wouldn't let me anymore so I became a troll. This is the first attempted post with the new computer so let's hope it works. I'm 43, happily married mother of 2 boys (12 & 14), and we're all practicing Mormons. Live in the mountains of Shasta County, California. Beautiful up here =) I start every day with the Demon and am still amazed at the things we humans do to each other. Have a beautiful day my friends
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  3. March 19th, 2012, 02:15 PM #2
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    Hi and welcome! I remember seeing you around a while ago. :)
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    I spend a lot of time in your neck of the woods, but considering how clean you opening joke was, I'd better keep my distance

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  6. March 19th, 2012, 03:31 PM #4
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    I wondered where you went. Welcome (back).

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    I remember that pretty face...Welcome back!!!
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  9. March 23rd, 2012, 08:58 AM #6
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    Oh ya - I forgot to mention that my husband and I are both from Petaluma, California. Home of Polly Klass (Richard Allen Davis), Deputy Jim Mathieson (he died trying to protect his friend while off duty), and the same area as Ramon Salcido. He killed 7 people: his ex wife, her mother & sister, his boss and another farm worker, and 2 of his baby daughters. His 3rd daughter, Carmina, survived the slice to her neck and recently wrote a book about her life. The babies bodies were found at the Petaluma dump. Both Salcido and Davis sent our little area into a frightening tizzy b/c they were free for a while before they were caught. You can look up the stories if you need more information but I was there and it sucked. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone =)
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  11. March 24th, 2012, 01:58 PM #7
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    I simply adore Petaluma. It's such a beautiful serene town and to think those horrors happened there is scary.
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    Welcome (again)!
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    [IMG]wtffriday[/IMG]

    I'm thinking of changing my avatar. What do you think??

    The picture didn't post. hmmmmmmm not working. Need more coffee (I know - bad Mormon!!)
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