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  1. March 5th, 2012, 06:13 PM #1
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    A Bitch A Baby and A Damn Good Man

    I won't write a novella introducing myself becoz I'm lazy like that.
    I'm a a fairly chill person for being married at 22 with a young son. Thats my little person in my avatar picture looking like he OD'd on Scooby Snax and Halloween candy =)
    It takes a lot to offend me and most of the time I'm doing the offending. I think I'm funny for the most part at least thats what the general consensus has been so far. Unless they are lying and really mean I am funny looking. I don't like other peoples children. Ok thats a lie, I like other peoples kids so long as they are well mannered and don't act like they are doing their best to end up on the front page of the DD. We all know a kid or two like that.

    I'm a Texas girl born and raised and I love everything about my state. From the fucked up weather to the pansy ass Cowgirls it runs thru my veins like the Rio Grande. I love Mexicans becoz of mexican food tamarind candy and Coronas. Oh and Cheech and Chong :p...they are mexican right? I hate being so close to Mexico yet too scared to take my american ass over there.

    I'm fairly old school in my beliefs being that I was raised in a christian household Texas is a republican state and my parents are both about to be 50. I don't always think like a kid my age would about certain things and I'm cool with that. I have been told I am one of a kind but too me everyone is so its not much of a compliment *Kanye shrug*
    Last edited by CbabyRKO; March 5th, 2012 at 06:29 PM.
    Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, gun aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live.

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  3. March 5th, 2012, 06:21 PM #2
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  4. March 5th, 2012, 06:32 PM #3
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    Welcome !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CbabyRKO View Post
    I wish I was around in the 60's so I could experience BeatleMania first hand instead of just hearing about it and listening to their albums.
    You didn't miss much. The 70's were way more fun (although that may be biased because I was actually into my teens/20s by then). Go to a Justin Beiber concert. Teen girls still act the same way.
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    That line got cut while I was editing dammit! But you couldn't pay to go to a justin Bieber concert unless I had my niece with me. She loves her some J. Bieber.
    Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, gun aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live.

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  7. March 5th, 2012, 07:34 PM #6
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    Welcome to the DD! While you are underneath my bed, would you mind getting those dust bunnies for me? Glad you introduced yourself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMeaningOfItAll View Post
    Welcome to the DD! While you are underneath my bed, would you mind getting those dust bunnies for me? Glad you introduced yourself!
    Wait, she's underneath YOUR bed? I thought she was underneath mine! The kids have been throwing food under there for her! Better get the vacuum out, I guess.


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  10. March 9th, 2012, 07:10 PM #8
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    @CbabyRKO, welcome to dd!
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    hellooooooooooo, I like your posts, you usually say what I want to say.
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