"Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
mr cb and I approve of this post. We also laughed...well, I did. mr cb cracked a smile; that's high praise.
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD?"" cb said this to an ex
"I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
"Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
"I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller
Damn. I put my money on the wrong one.
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Holy crap. This was fantastic. I am so very easily amused.
"If it's got tires or testicles you're gonna have a problem with it." - RaVen Blackehart
"Love affairs.....much like bologna....often go bad." - Pete Bondurant
Ohh... @Jaded I can't believe no one has invited you to see the races
I LMFAO.... What was with the camel leg kicking out sideways. that last little guy was flying
Last edited by gee; March 20th, 2012 at 06:47 PM.
If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...