Brian Cutteridge Accused Of Sex With His Dog,Charged With Bestiality

**Valasca** · February 27th, 2012, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by Obsolete

You don't see anything wong with sticking a cock in your mouth directly after it's been in your ass? Really? You know that's where you keep your shit right?

No. And i'll tell you why.
I'm a clean person. I wipe my ass correctly.
I don't care how long a man says he is, he can't reach my intestines. My fiance, while adequately endowed, cannot reach my shit.
So if you think shit comes out during anal, you'd be wrong.

**Obsolete** · February 27th, 2012, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Valasca

No. And i'll tell you why.
I'm a clean person. I wipe my ass correctly.
I don't care how long a man says he is, he can't reach my intestines. My fiance, while adequately endowed, cannot reach my shit.
So if you think shit comes out during anal, you'd be wrong.

I honestly don't know whether you're joking or not? Surely you can't be serious.

1. Yes, shit can, in fact come out during anal sex (just ask my cousin or his ex)
2. Regardless or not if actual fecal matter is present or not there is still bacteria in that cavity that can cause serious illness if injested (Hep A is just one), and unless you're sticking a toilet brush up your ass and scrubbing it with bleach then you're not clean enough.

Hepatitis A is a type of hepatitis that is passed between people by a fecal/oral route, i.e. getting poop from an infected person into your mouth such as through rimming (butt licking) or ingesting contaminated food (this can happen when people preparing food do not wash their hands after using the bathroom).

http://www.fenwayhealth.org/site/New...abbr=FCHC_srv_

**TheLittleFriend** · February 27th, 2012, 09:11 PM

Ugh. Should have not read this.

I just had black olives and beans.

**Valasca** · February 27th, 2012, 09:13 PM

Well, no. I was serious.
And its not like we do that every time we have sex. I like anal every now and then, but its actually been about 2 years since we've done anal.
But your quotes have given me pause, and I must investigate further.

**Obsolete** · February 27th, 2012, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Valasca

Well, no. I was serious.
And its not like we do that every time we have sex. I like anal every now and then, but its actually been about 2 years since we've done anal.
But your quotes have given me pause, and I must investigate further.

I'm not saying anal is bad, I'm saying your ass should be the last stop on the love train.

**malq** · February 27th, 2012, 09:44 PM

Dear Obsolete and Valesca

I have heard that diarrhea is the optimum natural lubricant for anal sex. Is this true?

Contemplating Anal in WA

**Valasca** · February 27th, 2012, 09:54 PM

I wouldn't know, @malq.
But I thought saliva was okay...

**penelopejo** · February 27th, 2012, 10:03 PM

saliva?!?! Do you not love your butt enough to at least use lube? I get that it's all in the moment and stuff, but jeeeeezzz, doesn't it hurt to use saliva alone to start?

**TheMorningStar** · February 27th, 2012, 10:12 PM

A good lovin' man Is hardest to find
A good woman needs To ease her mind
And I know a few that Need to ease it behind
All y'gotta do is Grease it down 'n everything is fine

**CbabyRKO** · February 27th, 2012, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Valasca

Hm. Am I a different form of deviant? I don't see anything wrong with this.

Too each their own sweetheart. My bum gave it a valiant effort then said screw that, you got two other holes for a reason ;-)

**CbabyRKO** · February 27th, 2012, 11:16 PM

Oh wow definitely didnt mean to turn this thread into a long in depth discussion about the ins and outs of anal sex and ass to mouth! but the responses have kept me giggling for at least 10min. I gotta quit before someone thinks I'm crazy :p

**Valasca** · February 27th, 2012, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by CbabyRKO

Too each their own sweetheart. My bum gave it a valiant effort then said screw that, you got two other holes for a reason ;-)

(giggle) think about what you said here.

**Valasca** · February 27th, 2012, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by TheMorningStar

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Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn.
You. Friggin. Rock.

**malq** · February 28th, 2012, 12:30 AM

If i learned on thing out of this thread it is that the true spirit of DD is still alive. We can have a Dog raper turn everyone against each other while arguing about AST, gays and proper anal sex etiquette and still come out in the end with only a Dirty Sanchez.

Oh that reminds me. this has also been a learning experience. I thought a Dirty Sanchez was sticking your finger up your ass and wiping it on someones upper lip. Little did I know it is tied to ATM.
I hope I catch you all right before breakfast.

Dirty Sanchez is commonly mistaken to be an act where the fecal matter is purposefully smeared onto a partner's upper lip. The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass to mouth action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a fecal matter "moustache" on a partner's face by taking the penis out of the anus and putting it in the mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the penis is thrust between the lips, fecal matter is scraped off and comes to rest on the upper lip in a moustache configuration.

Not even gonna post the pic I found. I am just going to leave it on @penelopejo 's profile. she likes dirty sanchez's

**Obsolete** · February 28th, 2012, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by malq

Not even gonna post the pic I found. I am just going to leave it on @penelopejo 's profile. she likes dirty sanchez's

Well done my friend, well done.

**DamagedGoods** · February 28th, 2012, 02:56 PM

http://spreadingsantorum.com/

DEFINITION: SANTORUM

Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology:
Savage Love - 05/29/03

1. The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Former Senator Rick Santorum

**Dakota Valkyrie** · February 28th, 2012, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Valasca

No. And i'll tell you why.
I'm a clean person. I wipe my ass correctly.
I don't care how long a man says he is, he can't reach my intestines. My fiance, while adequately endowed, cannot reach my shit.
So if you think shit comes out during anal, you'd be wrong.

GAG!!!! If it leaves a trace on your backside to wipe off, it's probably leaving a some on the inside too! Even if yo don't see it, there's trace amounts.

When you go to the doctor and they take a butt swab, they only stick the q-tippy thing up you about 1 to 2 inches. That's all they need to get a sample to test for whatever is ailing you. I assume your fiance extends further than that.

Not even thinking of the dangers of passing germs, just the idea that shit particles returning to where they started makes me gag. I don't even need to see them to know they're there.