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    Jennifer Betterly Has Anger (& Eyebrow) Issues

    Jennifer Lynn Betterly was angry at how long the woman in front of her was taking to order food in the drive-through lane Saturday evening.

    So after screaming at her, police said, Betterly repeatedly rammed her Ford Focus into the woman's car, then drove off.

    Betterly, 24, was arrested at 6:45 p.m. Saturday, about an hour after the incident at the KFC/Taco Bell at 1648 Missouri Ave. S, according to an arrest report. She was driving with a suspended license, and police found a prescription pill bottle containing a single pill of the sleep aid Ambien. The label was torn, and she was unable to prove the pill was prescribed for her, according to the report.
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    She never got her food, according to a KFC/Taco Bell employee.
    http://www.tampabay.com/news/publics...cle1216172.ece

    I thought maybe there was something up with the photo but her previous mugs show the eyebrow WTF too.


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    I'm just going to go ahead and believe this stupid twat has NO friends, nor family that loves her. Anyone who cares an iota about her would have told her how incredibly stupid her eyebrows look.
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    Yeah, someone needs to repeat that "drawing eyebrows" course she's obviously taken before, b/c it didn't stick. It makes me wonder if she's ever actually looked in the mirror after doing that. I'd like to be able to tell her, "Hey, if you were trying to draw eyebrows, you missed. Eyebrows go on the BROW, not the forehead." Geez! Get that girl some help.
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    Her drawn on eyebrows are rubbing off in that DUI Mugshot. Doesn't she know you're supposed to use a Sharpie???! Smh...



    ----totally kidding.

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    And she should make sure that her original real eyebrows are shaved off completely so that it doesn't look like she has two sets.

    What would be the point in drawing your eyebrows so far above the brow line anyway, makes you look perpetually surprised or stupid.

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    unreal... I'm still (yes at 46 I'm still learning) learning how to use eyebrow color to give my brows some shape after plucking or waxing. If I mess it up, I remove it and start over. My brows are funky to start with and I *never* shave them. Hoochie much?

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    PS: this reminds me of those pigs that draw in their lip line way bigger than it should be, and use a light colored gloss to color it in. LAME! Go back to makeup 101 ffs.
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    I'll bet they are tatoo'ed on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SqueezeBoxx View Post
    I'll bet they are tatoo'ed on there.
    If thats the case, she has one shitty tattoo artist. He missed some spots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotherManderkin View Post
    If thats the case, she has one shitty tattoo artist. He missed some spots.
    ... and the original spot they are supposed to go in! They are like an inch higher!! Idiot.

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    I will never understand why girls do this? Shave off your brows only to draw some misshapen lines on to your forehead making you look either really surprised or really fucking dumb. In her case its both.

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    To think, I just coughed up $12 + tip to have mine threaded. I could have gotten a razor and a sharpie.
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    Here's how to do Chola eyebrows right. Bitch should take a lesson!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedanap View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg

    Here's how to do Chola eyebrows right. Bitch should take a lesson!
    Was gonna say. i remember girls sporting this look in HS. Sad then sad now.
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    Lol I was gonna say wtf she think she is a chola girl she don't look freaking mexican to me hahaha. Yeah I knew girls back in 9th grade who sported this look along with the already mentioned dark liner clear gloss look. Its just tacky and ugly if J-Lo couldn't even make that look work in the 90's theres no hope for any other chick.

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    This thread makes me miss @Rotten Apple and her perfect eyebrows.. anyone else remember?
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    I fully expected a massive monobrow. The old addage stands. Never judge a thread by it's title.
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    wtf? I'm trying to imagine HOW that could look any worse. She's OK looking except for those eyebrows. I didn't watch the chola video...is that some kind of fashion statement?
    Apparently she's a dumbass. At least we can tell that just by looking at her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ineedanap View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg

    Here's how to do Chola eyebrows right. Bitch should take a lesson!
    I didn't think it was possible, but she looked worse when she was done. @OMalley, you really should watch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    I didn't think it was possible, but she looked worse when she was done.
    I agree, malq. And she did another titled "Whore Makeup Tutorial" with similar results.





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    Best post title EVAH!!!
    Really, we should have a Hall of Fame, like we do for mugshots, LOL
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