Finally Made It To Forums

**VAS1326** · February 3rd, 2012, 04:14 AM

So I've been an avid reader here for the past 6 months or so and never made it to the forums. I rarely post on the front page but have a few times under my yahoo name which is not the same as this one because I simply did not think about it when registering for this account.

About me: My life is a long list of messed up, you wouldn't believe me if I told you events. Nobody can have that much bad luck right...ha I have some pretty messed up karma and still don't know what the Hell I did but I must have had one Hell of a good time in a past life. Anyways; no it hasn't been all bad. The past couple years have been pretty good. Other than that I'm sarcastic and opinionated. I think people who play grammar police are losers who have nothing better to do then comment on a spelling error/typo. I think it makes them feel better about themselves so I try to give them something to feel good about on purpose. It's really hard to hurt my feelings mainly because I dont care what people online think of me.

I have a bleeding heart for children (I have 4 myself) and a pretty intense hatred of anybody who harms a child in anyway. I really wish I could save every last one of them out there sufferring at this very moment. I also have an extremely morbid curiosity. I know half the shit I read here will either piss me off or make me cry but can't help but read every last story posted. Even the stuff that makes me cringe I just cannot seem to look away from. I think I may have an addiction.

**sheevaa** · February 3rd, 2012, 03:39 PM

Hey, welcome to the site. I am pretty sure we only go grammar police on the tard-defenders that we get. That's usually because their walls of text have to be translated in order to understand what the hell they're trying to say.

I think a lot of us have had fucked up lives, you'll definitely find a lot of people with kids, here. I'm not one of them though, I'm in the *Pet Defender!* category:P

In any case, hope you like it here, and decide to stick around!

**biteme** · February 3rd, 2012, 03:57 PM

**4Cats** · February 3rd, 2012, 11:30 PM

hi hi hi.

4 kids here, only the feline variety ..

**4Cats** · February 3rd, 2012, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by sheevaa

I think a lot of us have had fucked up lives, you'll definitely find a lot of people with kids, here. I'm not one of them though, I'm in the *Pet Defender!* category:P
!

makes me like you even more than before

**VAS1326** · February 4th, 2012, 12:16 AM

Thanks for the welcome. I also have a beautiful black German Shepard and a grey and black striped tabby cat. I'm an animal lover but cannot take in anymore with all the kids running around here. My dog and cat are like siblings so it's not like they want for companionship (not to mention the 4 kids to play with)

Yes I think everyone has messed up lives in one way or another. If anyone tells you their life is perfect they are full of shit.

**HeatherHabilatory** · February 4th, 2012, 01:12 AM

Welcome!

**malq** · February 4th, 2012, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by VAS1326

I think people who play grammar police are losers who have nothing better to do then comment on a spelling error/typo. I think it makes them feel better about themselves so I try to give them something to feel good about on purpose.

wilcome Vase

I amglad ur not a grmmir NATz,i I thry tho Hrd, butt THIY mike fune of me. I am giong 2 freinde u.

livemalq

**VAS1326** · February 4th, 2012, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by malq

wilcome Vase

I amglad ur not a grmmir NATz,i I thry tho Hrd, butt THIY mike fune of me. I am giong 2 freinde u.

livemalq

Thanks Malq. That is too funny. If I hadn't seen other post perfectly well written post by you I wouldn't think so but very well done.

**cubby** · February 4th, 2012, 12:41 PM

Good Morning

**carolinablue** · February 4th, 2012, 02:53 PM

Hi there Vas, welcome to DD! I guess you already know about Morbid and Jaded getting arrested. Something about his couch...a biohazard I think they called it. Too bad Jaded was on it when the HazMat team came in. They had to bag her along with the reeking sofa. As soon as she sobers up we're sending her to detox. Morbid's a lost cause. He's currently living in an alley, but he makes it over to Lizard's to post stories. Unless she has her biker pals over; last time, they gave him a wedgie that had to be surgically removed. He thinks we don't know. For God's sake, don't show Harley any of your body parts! The last time some fool did that he did something obscene with the photo and wound up in the "quiet room" for a week. Your best bet is to hang with me; I'll keep you safe. I'm perfectly normal.

**VAS1326** · February 4th, 2012, 09:44 PM

Hey cubby...is that your picture? If so Thank You.

Carolina...oh no I didn't know of Morbid and Jaded's arrest. That sucks but hey shit happens right! I sure hope whatever caused the biohazard was a good ass time . Anyway; I do not send pictures of any part of my body to anyone so that shouldn't be a problem. Thanks for the heads up. I sometimes think I would like a week in the "quiet room" but I'm not crazy enough to make it there just yet. I'll try to hang with you but be warned normal people sometimes confuse me. The language barrier may be an issue but other then that we're good.

**TACO** · February 4th, 2012, 09:56 PM

Welcome to DD

**blacksheep** · May 8th, 2012, 12:54 AM

Hello!

I like your posts in the forum.

**VAS1326** · May 8th, 2012, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by blacksheep

Hello!

I like your posts in the forum.

Thanks! I like to post in the forums which is pretty obvious since I wrote my introduction in February and in the past 3 months managed to rack up over 500 post. Damn I need a life!

I enjoy your post as well.