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    Cops Say Murder Suspect Michael Ward Had LARGE Gun Up His Ass,Later Found In Cell

    Maybe he was able to accomodate a large gun up there b/c hes been in jail/prison before??
    Deputies say the gun measures 10 inches, including a 4-1/2 inch barrel
    Authorities Say Murder Suspect Had Gun In Body Cavity
    Onslow County deputies say a Georgia murder suspect hid large handgun in a body cavity
    JACKSONVILLE, NC - A man wanted for murder in the Atlanta area was found with a gun in his jail cell, and lawmen believe he had that weapon hidden in his rectum when he was booked into jail.

    Michael Ward remains in the Onslow County jail after his arrest Monday morning.

    Deputies say the gun measures 10 inches, including a 4-1/2 inch barrel.
    Deputies tell WITN News that Ward was searched and strip searched before he was placed into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure.

    Ward will undergo a search again today, as well as a medical evaluation at Onslow Memorial Hospital to make sure that no injury occurred.

    Deputies say the gun was not loaded, but later test fired and it was found to be fully operational.
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    The Highway Patrol says Ward rolled up his window and locked the doors when troopers approached the car. They say Ward was in the car with a woman claiming to be his wife, the two both refused to roll down the windows.

    After some coercion, the troopers were able to get the door open and had to taze the driver to get him to comply. Ward was then taken to the hospital because he was complaining of heart problems and claimed he was unable to get out of the car because he was disabled, and could not walk. Troopers searched the man at the hospital.

    Ward, who gave several false names, was then taken to the Onslow County jail. At this point lawmen say he was thoroughly searched again and put in a cell.

    Eventually, jailers discovered the .38 caliber handgun in his cell.

    Upon further investigation, investigators found he is wanted for first degree murder and armed robbery in Canton, Georgia. Ward was being held in Onslow County awaiting extradition back to Georgia.
    His "wife" also gave a false name.
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    Um... ow!
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    Wow! How the..? AND he did the squat and cough with no problem?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DEADfairie View Post
    Wow! How the..? AND he did the squat and cough with no problem?!
    lol I was going over that in my mind too

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    Rectum? Nearly killed him!

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    pic of the gun I forgot to add

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    What the fuck is with the stories of people hiding stuff in their ass lately... and i live like 45 minutes from there, so one would think that I'd have heard about this before Whisper. I must say Whisper, your reporting skills are unsurpassed...

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    That looks...uncomfortable. Damn poo-gun!
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    Holy Crap!! Ummm......that's all I have to say

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    I'm sorry that's not possible for anyone to freak out & shove a gun up their own ass!!!

    First, he had to practice that & second, WTF!????

    I really think criminals everwhere are practicing shoving things up their ass daily "just in case".

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    wow. what an ass...

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    Sorry to gross you all out, but I just went to the bathroom, and it kind of was painful because I indulged in WAY too much good food yesterday (it was my birthday so I was like.. fuck the diet!)

    how ... the... helllllllllll.. .do you get a gun UP THERE.... and then BACK OUT....... without... I dunno... ripping your colon wide open and bleeding to death? I mean... I just pooped.. .it's normal. people do it every day. And that was a lil painful. This guy puts a GUN up there and then gets it back out. WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK!?!?
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    I guess he must have blown out his um...."rear main seal"? :drumroll:

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    Deputies say the gun was not loaded

    Oh I bet it was.....

    It just didn't have any bullets in it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    ...it was my birthday...
    happy birthday, hh!

    this post originally include a birthday wish that i decided - as an afterthought - could have been construed as making light of @HeatherHabilatory 's previous post. that was not my intent and i don't want to do that. i get exactly with what she was saying.

    i look at something like this and i am astonished. it goes beyond a different culture (prison culture vs. 'normal' culture). it is like a different universe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kniption View Post
    happy birthday, hh!

    this post originally include a birthday wish that i decided - as an afterthought - could have been construed as making light of @HeatherHabilatory 's previous post. that was not my intent and i don't want to do that. i get exactly with what she was saying.

    i look at something like this and i am astonished. it goes beyond a different culture (prison culture vs. 'normal' culture). it is like a different universe.
    I want to know what it originally said now. My whole post was making light of this story. It is a serious story. He got a GUN into jail. That could have been bad, very bad.

    it's just that... how he got it INTO the jail... is frickin hilarious!
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    we agree... i am referring to how he got it in, too.

    when i referred to what is part of "prison culture," i was specifically referring to the tendency and willingness that they seem to have for shoving things up their butts. it is mind-boggling.

    those on the street would rather die than shove a single fig newton in their ass, but a guy in jail seems to say "you want me to get a pack of fig newtons to the stepdad of your brother's high school pal?! sure! i'll bring him two packs."

    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    I want to know what it originally said now.
    my original post was a heartfelt wish for painless poops for you in your upcoming year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kniption View Post
    my original post was a heartfelt wish for painless poops for you in your upcoming year...
    buaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!! ! Too damned funny. I love you, kniption!
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