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    Ray Mitcham Romanced A Dog,Pretty Sure It Was Against The Dogs Will

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    FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. (WGHP)— A Linden man was charged with a felony crime against nature involving a dog Monday morning in Cumberland County.

    WTVD reported that Ray Lynn Mitcham, Jr., 33, was caught behaving inappropriately with the dog on Jan. 2 at a mobile home on Rusty Road.

    Deputies said the dog's owner was visiting Mitcham, when she opened the door and witnessed the crime in progress, WTVD reported.

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    Is it wrong that I would like more details?

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    i read somewhere that the dog's owner is also his landlord. oopsie.

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    I just had my husband read the article and I told him I wanted to know more. His reponse you ask?

    What, you want to know if he was doing the dog, doggystyle?
    What, you want to know if he had the dog laid out it's back in the missionary position?
    You wanna hear that he put peanut butter on his dick and had the dog lick it off?

    I'm going to piss my pants, I can't stop laughing because yes, those are the details I would like to know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGsMum View Post
    I'm going to piss my pants, I can't stop laughing because yes, those are the details I would like to know about.
    i was able to breach the fayetteville sheriff department firewall and access the arrest affidavit. i can report that your husband's first thought and the least exciting option - a doggystyle rendezvous - was correct. it was the description of scattered rose petals, dozens of tea light candles, and marvin gaye softly playing on the stereo that concerned me...
    Last edited by kniption; January 12th, 2012 at 11:35 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desmond View Post
    Well, I'm concerned about the dog's owner that is landlord.
    I just need a little explanation of the following:
    "What, you want to know if he was doing the dog, doggystyle?
    What, you want to know if he had the dog laid out it's back in the missionary position?"
    regards
    I believe her husband was being sarcastic with her and that is all there is to it. Not sure what else you are saying in your post.
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