My creeping days are over!

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 02:14 PM

Hello y'all,

I was a long term creeper on the FP, finally signed up, and have been a forum creeper for a while as well. So, I'm finally coming out of the shadowy bushes I've been hiding in for so long and saying hi to you delightfully crazy bastards!

About me.... I'm a female civil engineer, I occasionally have very mild hallucinations from insomnia, I live in the glorious ghetto of Boston, and I really enjoy antagonizing the religious and racist zealots that wander our streets hopped up on crack. Consequently, I may not live forever as I had once planned.

Now, back to pretending to do work!

**Valasca** · January 11th, 2012, 02:20 PM

List of fears?

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 02:24 PM

Clowns. If you ever come at me dressed as a clown, prepare to be shanked.

I once got a clown doll as a child. I beat it up and buried it in the woods. Fucker never had a chance.

**Alf** · January 11th, 2012, 02:30 PM

Hi spiff'.

--Al

**Valasca** · January 11th, 2012, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

Clowns. If you ever come at me dressed as a clown, prepare to be shanked.

I once got a clown doll as a child. I beat it up and buried it in the woods. Fucker never had a chance.

Then you would absolutely HATE the photo shoot I did.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · January 11th, 2012, 03:22 PM

Welcome

!!

Originally Posted by spifftastic

I'm a female civil engineer

Feel free to be uncivil around here.

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Alf

Hi spiff'.

--Al

Top o' the afternoon to ya, lad.

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 03:34 PM

Valasca, I will have to look at pink fluffy bunnies to fall asleep tonight after seeing that monstrosity. Or possibly down a glass of wine or four. I think there is still room underneath my parking lot for monsters like that

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie

Feel free to be uncivil around here.

What?! Here I thought Demonites were 100% civil people! Isn't this a place for peace and love and forgiveness and sunshine?!

**Tundratot** · January 11th, 2012, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

What?! Here I thought Demonites were 100% civil people! Isn't this a place for peace and love and forgiveness and sunshine?!

We are unaccountably sweet and receptive to all.

Welcome!

**Dakota Valkyrie** · January 11th, 2012, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

What?! Here I thought Demonites were 100% civil people! Isn't this a place for peace and love and forgiveness and sunshine?!

It can be... as long as it doesn't involve puppies and rainbows or any sort of glitter graphic.

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie

It can be... as long as it doesn't involve puppies and rainbows or any sort of glitter graphic.

Damn, I'll remember not to vomit any glitter into any of my posts anymore. It'll be a challenge, but I can tough it out.

**LeaveMeBe** · January 11th, 2012, 03:58 PM

Howdy Spiff!

I am also terrified of clowns. Depending on the situation I will either go into uncontrollable berzerker mode or curl up in a ball and wail and weep. Have you seen the commercial for the USPS with that creepy little clown doll the family is wanting to return? I get cold chills and feel nauseated everytime it comes on. What is your weapon of choice for removing clowns from the face of the Earth?

**Jerri Blank** · January 11th, 2012, 03:59 PM

Welcome!

**Bohring** · January 11th, 2012, 04:06 PM

Welcome!

I too suffer crazy ass insomnia. I get super paranoid and crazy anxiety. I don't like it one bit.

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by LeaveMeBe

What is your weapon of choice for removing clowns from the face of the Earth?

As a child I beat the doll with a baseball bat, ripped it at the seams and buried it "alive" in a shallow grave. That did not stop it from returning to haunt my dreams. Maybe some cyanide laced cocaine for those uselessly giant noses? I feel like they can smell fear.

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bohring

Welcome!

I too suffer crazy ass insomnia. I get super paranoid and crazy anxiety. I don't like it one bit.

Yes, it used to be so much worse to the point where I was unsure if something was a memory or if it was just a dream most of the time. It was sort of like coming down from a faint acid trip, watching my body go through the motions of life while I lived in a dream-like state. The paranoia and anxiety was the other half of the time. None of it was a blast.

The best rule for me is to NEVER nap, never let myself fall asleep before 1, and try to wake up promptly at 6 daily. What I would give for 8 hours of (non-inebriated) sleep....

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 04:24 PM

Oh.... oh dearie me. I am really grateful right now that my work computer has no speakers attached at the moment, although I'm sure I'll cave later to listen to whatever could narrative that beautiful scene.

**AngelFire** · January 11th, 2012, 05:06 PM

Welcome spifftastic

Insomnia??? My head feels twice it's size from lack of sleep. I too would give anything for a good 8 hours of sleep that do not require pills. Now quiet down so I can get some sleep damn it

**princessgrandma** · January 11th, 2012, 05:47 PM

Hi ya, Spiff!

Welcome to the Demon's non-lurking side.

**Nell** · January 11th, 2012, 05:53 PM

I know you all have been eagerly anticipating me.

welcome!!!!!!

**Pete Bondurant** · January 11th, 2012, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

I really enjoy antagonizing the religious and racist zealots that wander our streets.....I may not live forever as I had once planned.

You may not live to see the end of this month...that is if me and my Klavern have anything to do about it.

**GGsMum** · January 11th, 2012, 06:04 PM

Welcome spifftastic

Don't feel bad, my mom is a current creeper of the FP. She's admitted she loves Morbid b/c of his eloquent usage of adjectives. I'm really hoping she doesn't find her way to the forums.....It would be like her moving in next door and that just can't happen. EVER

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Nell

That is absolutely the sweetest thing anyone has ever sent to me. I'm glad I continue to cherish my freedom 'round these parts!

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant

[COLOR="#006400"][B]You may not live to see the end of this month...that is if me and my Klavern have anything to do about it.

Actually.... I'm blonde hair blue eyed, AND German. Those people would love me! [minus my complete lack of desire to throw people in the ovens]

**spifftastic** · January 11th, 2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by GGsMum

Welcome spifftastic

Don't feel bad, my mom is a current creeper of the FP. She's admitted she loves Morbid b/c of his eloquent usage of adjectives. I'm really hoping she doesn't find her way to the forums.....It would be like her moving in next door and that just can't happen. EVER

I want NO ONE to know what I say on here, that way I can be as sketchy as I please.... moohoohahahha....

**Pete Bondurant** · January 11th, 2012, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

Actually.... I'm blonde hair blue eyed, AND German. Those people would love me! [minus my complete lack of desire to throw people in the ovens]

You may be physically acceptable, but your thought process has been compromised. You are clearly insane. It must also be said...that corpses were not usually thrown into ovens. Corpses were slid, or pushed into ovens while situated on a tray like device. At any rate, it was the job of prisoners, funktionshäftling, to dispose of this refuse.

**spifftastic** · January 12th, 2012, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant

You may be physically acceptable, but your thought process has been compromised. You are clearly insane. It must also be said...that corpses were not usually thrown into ovens. Corpses were slid, or pushed into ovens while situated on a tray like device. At any rate, it was the job of prisoners, funktionshäftling, to dispose of this refuse.

Firstly, I put oomph and pizzazz into my work, so if I was in charge of ovening people then I'd have to showcase my infinite strength and throw instead of slide. Only Michael Jackson can slide with style, but I can heave bodies with style. Secondly, my insanity may prove to be a beautiful bond between me and Hitler, except my craziness hasn't involved suicide (as far as I know). He seemingly loved his ladies a little crazy and sometimes related to him. So, I could've pretended to be his niece, wrangled my way in as his lover, then sabotaged his whole plan! SHABAM there goes WWII down the tubes before it even happens. Now to find me a time machine....

**malq** · January 12th, 2012, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by spifftastic

Firstly, I put oomph and pizzazz into my work, so if I was in charge of ovening people then I'd have to showcase my infinite strength and throw instead of slide. Only Michael Jackson can slide with style, but I can heave bodies with style. Secondly, my insanity may prove to be a beautiful bond between me and Hitler, except my craziness hasn't involved suicide (as far as I know). He seemingly loved his ladies a little crazy and sometimes related to him. So, I could've pretended to be his niece, wrangled my way in as his lover, then sabotaged his whole plan! SHABAM there goes WWII down the tubes before it even happens. Now to find me a time machine....

Micheal Jackson was a known homosexual and pedophile. He died because God hates fags.
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