OKLAHOMA CITY, OK - An Oklahoma purse snatcher picked the wrong person to rob the other day after his victim chased his fatass down and got their purse back. A woman was in the checkout lane of a Family Dollar when she noticed a large black man standing at the entrance watching her intensely. Most white women are already suspicious of black men staring at them in fear of being raped, but this particular guy was being so unnerving that even one of the employees asked if he needed help. The man stated he was simply waiting on someone to bring him some money but this explanation did little to alleviate the woman’s suspicions, especially when the man followed her outside of the store and into the parking lot. It was after the woman got her 2-year-old daughter in the car and placed her purse on the passenger seat that the man pulled a gun and demanded her purse. After he reached over and grabbed it, his fat ass began waddling away. Figuring she could easily catch up to him, the woman chased him down and the two began struggling over her purse. Her screams for help were answered by no one aside for the robber, who tried to put a stop to this woman’s nonsense by smacking her in the head with his gun. Undeterred, the woman would not relinquish her purse as the man began apologizing for what he was doing, saying he had never robbed anyone before and just needed to pay his rent. The woman was finally able to regain possession of her purse and took off running towards her car. The robber tried chasing after her, but he was unable to catch up. Aside from some stitches to close the gash to her forehead, the woman and her daughter were unharmed. Police released the surveillance video taken inside store in hopes someone will recognize the robber wearing a white T-shirt, black hooded jacket, dark jeans and blue contact lenses. If you recognize lardass, call Crime Stoppers at (405) 235-7300. I know that for some $300 is a lot of money that can be used for rent, food, etc., but that just doesn’t seem like enough to warrant having your brains blown out in front of your kid. I’m not saying people should just roll over in the face of crime, and I am glad thisKeep Reading...
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