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    The things DD has taught me....

    Hi I am "CerealMom" and I am a daily DD reader.Mainstream news tries to gloss over the fact that there are evil ass people in this world but we know otherwise,don't we?
    In the few months I have been haunting DD forums,I have learned a few things..[LIST]

    Some women (and men) are so desperate to get laid they expose their children to unimaginably horrifically psychotic men/women.It's almost like any and all parenting skills,intuition and common sense goes out the window.


    I need to be more aware of what is happening to kids around me,as it seems whenever a child appears in DD stories,there is always a neighbor or family member who knew the poor kid was not getting treated right and did NOTHING about it.

    Inevitably,mothers who endanger their kids usually have Facebook pages with profile names like Lovinmykidz<3 or Udontknome that contain very few pics of the actual children,but tons of idiotic self pics of said mother making whorish duck faces into the camera.Profile likes include "clubbin & drinkin" They also spell very fucking bad...



    Sooner or later,if a thread is outrageous enough, certain friends and family members of the accused,sometimes even the accused themselves (if they get bail) will appear and start posting unintelligible remarks in a lame attempt to convince us the cops and/or accusers made all that shit up.Invariably peppered with "fuk yu's".They will then reply similar headache inducing rants to each member of the forum.Eventually they get bored and the thread dies with some dignity.

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    Well Welcome Cereal Mom and you get a gold star
    If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...

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    That any one of my neighbors could be a serial masturbator with a bath salt problem.
    Never hire a babysitter from craigslist.
    People with neck tattoos and men with ponytails cant b.e trusted.
    Racoons make good eatin' if youre a tweeker
    couches/dressers/tvs are out to kill our babies

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    @CerealMom you have passed the asshat test...Welcome!!
    The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein

    Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

    I also got my finger stuck in a "Pocket Pussy"...carolinablue

    Have a great one and dont let a penis and set of balls ruin your day....Whisper

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOREgeous View Post
    That any one of my neighbors could be a serial masturbator with a bath salt problem.
    Never hire a babysitter from craigslist.
    People with neck tattoos and men with ponytails cant b.e trusted.
    Racoons make good eatin' if youre a tweeker
    couches/dressers/tvs are out to kill our babies
    you forgot the bathtub...
    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
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    Welcome BTW
    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
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    i see you've done your homework! Great job! You get a gold star and a big welcome!
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