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    J to the JGo three 5 cause I like'em...

    Here's a bit of me for ya'll stalkers & so on:

    I'm a woman. I was born in the Dominican Republic, lived in Puerto Rico & now live in Canada.

    I have 2 kids: a 2yr old & a 1yr old that provide me with countless stories of poop & exasperation. I also have a husband that provides me with poop stories & sexcapades.

    I LOVE COOKING. If you have a cooking question or a suggestion you can ask me. It's my hobby. I just hate cooking around lunch time & I can't try something new.

    There are 3 things I absolutely won't eat:

    1. Live animals/insects.

    2. Raw or semi raw onions.

    3. Corn meal, in any way that it still resembles cornmeal including grits, "sorullitos de maiz con queso" (cornmeal shaped like a stick & stuffed with cheese, then fried).

    I'm easy going, very hard to annoy/anger, logical, patient, considerate & curtious.

    I am also a papergirl.


    You don't have to like me, just like I don't have to like you. I'm ok with that.

    Oh & I hate nosy people.


    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
    "I have downed 2 red bulls and still can’t find my fucking wings. False advertisement." - AngelFire

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    Welcome !!

    How did your made from scratch pancakes go? (Just being nosy so you can get a jump on hating me LOL)
    Want to see what you've missed on D'D?
    Click "New Posts" (below the Front Page tab above) to see posts you haven't read.
    Click "Mark Forums Read" on that page to clear the list.

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    Welcome JGo
    If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...

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    I have read your FP articles forever and have always wondered what your measurements were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JGo555 View Post
    I was born in the Dominican Republic, lived in Puerto Rico & now live in Canada.
    The first two kicked you out didn't they?

    I get that you like cooking, but does your family like your cooking?

    Why exactly have you not posted pictures of your tits yet? You do know the rules don't you?

    Welcome to the forum.

    R

    Some days you're the dead hooker, some days you're the freezer.

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    Welcome
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    The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. - Vince Lombardi

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    You don't like nosy people?

    Boy are you in the wrong place!!! LOL

    Welcome to the Forums, Ain't nobody gonna ask you any questions here about your boobs or your butt or the color of your poop! ~sarcasm~
    "The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things, of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax--of cabbages--and kings--of why the sea is boiling hot--and whether pigs have wings."--Lewis Carroll

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    hey @JGo555 ... welcome!

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    @JGo555 - I have a few words that come to mind when I think of you: shock, awe, befuddled, hysetrical laughter and thong diapers.

    Hiya!

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    Oh & I hate nosy people.
    Welcome to the D'D.
    Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers

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    @LeaveMeBe LOL prepare yourself for stories with the words: Shoe sole licking, I Like Chips, M&M's & Pull Up THONGS!


    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
    "I have downed 2 red bulls and still can’t find my fucking wings. False advertisement." - AngelFire

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    Nah, nosy as in people that DON'T KNOCK before coming into YOUR HOUSE!

    Here's the pancakes from scratch recipe and make sure you use a tsp of vanilla OR use the vanilla flavored sugar that they sell in a container, the salt can be ommited if you think they will be salty because of the baking powder or just add a pinch of it:

    Recipe yields 8 thick pancakes:

    1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
    3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 tablespoon white sugar
    1 1/4 cups milk
    1 egg
    3 tablespoons butter, melted


    1.In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar. Make a well in the center and pour in the milk, egg and melted butter; mix until smooth.
    2.Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot.

    I can give you the page's link so that it can trip the quantity for you without you getting annoyed with the math of it:

    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/good-ol...es/Detail.aspx
    Last edited by JGo555; November 17th, 2011 at 11:32 PM. Reason: The link I posted was in the wrong place.


    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
    "I have downed 2 red bulls and still can’t find my fucking wings. False advertisement." - AngelFire

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    FP? What does that mean?


    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
    "I have downed 2 red bulls and still can’t find my fucking wings. False advertisement." - AngelFire

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    Hahahaha...

    Yes they like my cooking, then again the kids have tasted shoe soles & poop so I am certain my food is way beyond tasty compared to that.

    My boobs won't be interwebs boobs cause they were breastfeeding boobs. So far there's no: "Breastfeeding Moms Gone Wild" out. When they are you might get a peek. Man I used to flash a lot when I was single. *Sighs* Good times.


    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
    "I have downed 2 red bulls and still can’t find my fucking wings. False advertisement." - AngelFire

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    Quote Originally Posted by JGo555 View Post
    FP? What does that mean?
    Front Page I remember you there too
    If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...

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