Sexual Exploitation of a Child - Jerkin'it in class..

[GGsMum]

A teacher at Schaumburg Christian School was charged with sexual exploitation of a child Tuesday after a student told administrators he masturbated while students were in his classroom, police said.
On Friday, Paul LaDuke, 75, of Hanover Park, was seated behind his podium when he unzipped and lowered his pants and masturbated, Schaumburg police said. A student saw him and reported it to a teacher, who relayed it to school administrators, according to police. LaDuke lost his job the same day, police said.

The school contacted police Monday, and after investigators interviewed students, LaDuke was arrested. Police said they believed LaDuke had committed similar acts at the school several times a year for a decade or longer.

LaDuke is schedule to have a bond hearing in Rolling Meadows Branch Court on Wednesday.

Police said they had no evidence that LaDuke had inappropriately touched or physically harmed any student, though they asked current or former students or their parents who have information about the case to contact investigators.

LaDuke has been at the school since 1985, according to his Facebook page. An online Father’s Day tribute written by his son said LaDuke taught math, and had earlier worked at a Christian school in Colorado.

Officials at Schaumburg Christian School, a ministry of Bethel Baptist Church that serves students from preschool through high school, declined comment.

http://www.wgntv.com/news/local/brea...,2170970.story


Now, I'm fully aware that masterbating in a classroom full of children in a Christian school is NOT a good thing - however - with all of this Sandusky shit going on, well, I'm feeling kind of thankful at least he was only touching himself and NOT the children.
Poor kids - I haven't seen yet how old they are - but if this is their first time seeing a mans package, it's too bad it had to be old and wrinkled.

BTW - this is my first thread I've posted - I hope I did it right.....if I didn't, well shit!

[princessgrandma]

Yeah, all things considered, it is a good thing he was only touching himself. Geez, and with kids in the classroom. I'd think that that would constitute some kind of sexual assault charges or something since he did it in their presence. Just my opinion, though.

As for your posting, I'll leave it to the more learned to critique. It looks good to me, but then I haven't gotten brave enough to actually post a story on my own. LOL

[GGsMum]

I think you're right - they are aiming for sexual assault. What is it with men and their dicks? I mean, women don't do this shit. You never hear about women masterbating in public.

And thank you, I was hoping I did it right

[Darsa]

Looks perfect to me, as well!

I hope I did it right.....if I didn't, well shit!

This cracked me up, by the way ;)

[biteme]

I think you're right - they are aiming for sexual assault. What is it with men and their dicks? I mean, women don't do this shit. You never hear about women masterbating in public.

And thank you, I was hoping I did it right

Really, why do you think vibrating phones became so popular

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Really, why do you think vibrating phones became so popular

I have found putting the phone in a zip lock bag protects it but it does take me a bit longer to answer.

[malq]

Pretty good for a first post/thread! It made the front page. Not sure which came first.
I almost have to give this guy kudos for being able to get a hard on at 75. I hope I can do that. I also hope I can refrain from doing it in front of a classroom of kids. It is much better jerking off to octopus porn, or a Sarah Palin speech.

[GGsMum]

I almost have to give this guy kudos for being able to get a hard on at 75. I hope I can do that. I also hope I can refrain from doing it in front of a classroom of kids. It is much better jerking off to octopus porn, or a Sarah Palin speech.

I'm laughing so hard - Isn't that the truth, every mans wish....to be able to get it up at 75.

Sarah Palin speech? lol What about octopus porn.....what am I missing? Do I even want to know?

[gee]

I'm laughing so hard - Isn't that the truth, every mans wish....to be able to get it up at 75.

Sarah Palin speech? lol What about octopus porn.....what am I missing? Do I even want to know?

This getting hard thing is no longer a dream any 75 year old can have a hard on with a little blue pill.

The visual of old wrinkle dick working feverishly to get hard has made me vomit in my mouth.....

@malq Have you fitted your toilet seat with lifters yet or are you still teabaging the toilet water?

[GGsMum]

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The visual of old wrinkle dick working feverishly to get hard has made me vomit in my mouth.....

@malq Have you fitted your toilet seat with lifters yet or are you still teabaging the toilet water?

Where have you all been my whole life? I swear, I wish I would have ran into this site years ago.

[malq]

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Sarah Palin speech? lol What about octopus porn.....what am I missing? Do I even want to know?

trust me, u wanna know. I have to get your ass up to speed.

http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...t=octopus+porn

[malq]

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@malq Have you fitted your toilet seat with lifters yet or are you still teabaging the toilet water?

Not quite, but close. I am curious if your labia minors are flapping to a G-flat when the Santa Anna Winds roar thru.
Being miss gang bang of 1968 must be conducive to that.

PS in your defense, I am sure the majors are flapping to a D#. The two together must make a hell of a chord. Do your neighbors suspect a train?

[gee]

Not quite, but close. I am curious if your labia minors are flapping to a G-flat when the Santa Anna Winds roar thru.
Being miss gang bang of 1968 must be conducive to that.

PS in your defense, I am sure the majors are flapping to a D#. The two together must make a hell of a chord. Do your neighbors suspect a train?

@malq Some times the neighbors yell for me to keep it down... I just tell them to fuck off

[malq]

@malq Some times the neighbors yell for me to keep it down... I just tell them to fuck off

I hear ya, South Compton can be like that.

[gee]

I hear ya, South Compton can be like that.

That's it.... I don't live any where near Compton

[Dakota Valkyrie]

OMG @gee and @malq - Seattle is going to be hell... or a helluva lot of fun.

[GGsMum]

Holy shit, my eyes, my eyes -
Octopus sex.....Blehhhhhhhh.....asian girls, octopuses, assholes, I'm blind!!

[badfish76]

I'm wondering if the teacher may have had a small stroke (no pun intended!!!) or the onset of dementia!

Octopus, assholes, tea bagging toilets, flapping labia. . . Feels like I'm right at home.

[AngelFire]

What about octopus porn.....what am I missing? Do I even want to know?

@GGsMum No you are NOT missing anything. Don't ask anything else about that subject.


EDIT: I see I got to you too late...Brain Bleach

[badfish76]

I Google Imaged it.

Is that octopus' head where I think it is???? Jesus! I thought I had seen it all!!

[GGsMum]

Yes @badfish76, it's exactly where you think it is....
@Mybabiesmomma - brain bleach is right, holy crap!