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    There's Someone In Your Scrotum



    Move over, grilled cheese Virgin Mary. Step aside, bathroom door Jesus.

    When Canadian researchers recently conducted an ultrasound to examine a growth on a patient's testicles, they expected to look at the mass, but didn't expect the mass to be staring back.

    "It was almost like art coming out of this patient's testicles," said Dr. Naji Touma, an assistant professor of urology at Queen's University in Kingston, Ont. "It was an amusing finding."

    Despite the image, however, Touma doesn't suspect any divine presence.

    "It's purely coincidental," he said. "That's what came to our mind, though, that somebody would look at this like the Virgin Mary on toast . . . but it's not the case."

    Touma and a resident doctor, Gregory Roberts, discovered the "face" in one of more than three dozen images that were scanned of the patient who had been feeling discomfort about two years ago.

    Luckily for the patient — a 45-year-old paraplegic man — the growth was benign and doctors removed the testicle with no complications.

    The case was published in a recent issue of the journal Urology under the title, The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprising Ultrasound Finding.

    Touma said it was just the way shadows fell in that particular image that created the "face," which bears a slight resemblance to Edvard Munch's famous painting, The Scream.
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    The look on it's face makes me queasy.

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    Edvard Munch's famous painting, The Scream.
    I'm not seeing it. I see an old man that looks more like Mr. Scrooge.
    Dear Mommy...I see you smile down there below...are those tears of joy you show? I'm glad you're happy, although you lied...I'd love to be right by your side...but by your choice, I view from above...tell my Grandparents I send my love...it's Beautiful here, is all I can say...your life will go on... without me in your way. Love Caylee XOXO......
    NO JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE - copyright that!

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    Ebenezer Scrooge wearing his bed cap....A bit more and I can see the candle on the dish. He has jingle balls!!!
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    What they aren't saying: This is the face of the patient's parasitic twin.. who just happens to be nuts.
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    The Face of Testicular Pain
    Loved it. LOL

    Ball man doesn't look to happy, does he? I waited several days, bypassing this thread, trying to figure out exactly what I might be in for by reading it. You got me. Who'da thunk it?
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    Looks a lot like Hal from Malcolm in the Middle ..

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