Bellingham, WA — Not a lot of meat to this one, but it’s interesting nonetheless. Besides, it kinda starts off like a really tasteless joke. A man walked into a urologist’s office Thursday morning seeking medical assistance after apparently removing his own right arm with a homemade guillotine. The arm had been severed just below the shoulder. Investigating officers, apparently familiar with the man, checked a wooded area near the urology clinic a short time later and found the missing limb and the guillotine in a transient camp. The victim, a homeless man in his 40′s, and the arm were airlifted to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. According to police, the guillotine was built with 2x6s at least 12 feet long, a few 2x4s and a construction-grade cutting device that was 2-feet-by-3-feet and half-an-inch thick. Part of the metal had been sharpened. Because police found gauze and tape near the contraption, they believe the act was intentional. “A lot of thought and a lot of work and lot of preparation went into making this device and it was apparent this individual used this device to sever his own arm,”*said Mark Young with Bellingham Police. The victim was not identified and his condition was not immediately known. Police later demolished the guillotine with a chainsaw. While I was researching this story, I stumbled across some simple plans for a DIY guillotine over at instructables.com. I am sooo gonna make one after I convince the spawn to reveal where they have hidden my cutty, poky, hammery, stabby stuff. Click right here to check it out.
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