Take a picture of him and then photoshop a vagina on him. Welcome....
Be sensitive and emotionally supportive
Buy a strap-on
Be mad
Ask him over and over like a crazy person what did I ever do to him
Not mention it
Take a picture of him and then photoshop a vagina on him. Welcome....
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@gee Hey Baby!
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here's my 2 cents
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I'm late to the party too! I have two answers to your poll...I'd be furious that he took nude pics without my knowledge, especially if he had plenty of chances when you were nude & willing! That's sneaky and underhanded and he can't be trusted, and I'm sure he's sharing the photos with God knows who. For that, I'd BE MAD. As for the photoshopped dick picture, buy a strap-on, shove it up his ass and kiss him goodbye! (But I'd also do what others suggested, get all your photos off all his computers.)
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@kniption : I have just been informed I will need to look for a new job. Apparently falling out of my chair, bumping my desk with my chin, biting my tongue and bleeding all over the place while laughing hysterically are not acceptable actions at my place of employment. I was told it would have only been a write up, not terminiation, but I was on a crisis line call with a distraught mother of a seriously disturbed teenager.
Soooo, any job openings in your area?![]()
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So . . . ?
What have you decided?
How did it go?
Where do you hide your cash? What is your favorite channel? Do you hang around outside of prisons?
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~Will Rogers
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(For me, this is a huge red flag. photo shop a penis on me all you want (on a photo taken with my permission)...but no one takes nakey pics of me without asking..found some naked pictures of myself in there that I had no idea he had taken. That's not too weird, right? He's seen me naked a lot and I'm sure there's been opportunity for quick snapshots that weren't pre-approved by yours truly
"He who fights with monsters should be careful least he thereby becomes a monster. When you stare at the abyss, the abyss stares back at you."
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I'd just like to add that if hubby took naked pics of me without my knowledge, first I'd be pissed, then I'd have to figure out how to get back at him. On my way out the door.
Actually, if my hubby left pics on my phone of me with a penis photoshopped on, I'd probably die of shock, which would void everything anyway. All this after I kicked his ass, of course.
All morons hate it when you call them a moron. ~JD Salinger
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How did I JUST find this thread?!?! What have you decided?
If my husband took pictures w/o my consent I'd be livid! If he photo-shopped a dick on me...well I would seriously consider buying a strap on...but frankly I don't know long term how it would work out. I have more to put in but I can't get my thoughts out.
At first, I was thinking, "Oh, what the FUCK is this shit?" Then I was chewing my nails and screaming at Mr. Lizard: "PAUSE IT! I HAVE TO GO PEE!" ~Lizard
And all b/c the guy was trying to steal a pants full of meat!! ~whisperswing
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