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  1. October 14th, 2011, 04:40 AM #1
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    Hello

    My name is Lily and I am Australian.
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  3. October 14th, 2011, 04:54 AM #2
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    Hi, Lily. Welcome to D'D. Are you a convict? Are you prepared to show Malq your boobies? Or maybe discuss gallstones in graphic detail?
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  5. October 14th, 2011, 04:54 AM #3
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    Hi, Lily! Welcome!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tundratot View Post
    Hi, Lily. Welcome to D'D. Are you a convict? Are you prepared to show Malq your boobies? Or maybe discuss gallstones in graphic detail?
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  7. October 14th, 2011, 05:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tundratot View Post
    Hi, Lily. Welcome to D'D. Are you a convict? Are you prepared to show Malq your boobies? Or maybe discuss gallstones in graphic detail?
    To answer your questions. My ancestors could well have been convicts, but it is no longer obligatory to be a convict to enter Aus now, in fact, it is now forbidden.

    I am not prepared to show anyone my breasts, but as a registered nurse, I can discuss gallstones until the cows come home. Not mine of course but I have seen plenty.
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  9. October 14th, 2011, 11:49 AM #6
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    Hi, Nurse Lily and welcome to the Demon! I won't be needing to see your boobies. Or any gallstones. Please. Thanks.
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  11. October 14th, 2011, 11:50 AM #7
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    Welcome Nurse Lily
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    I thought nursing and tits went together.
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    Howdy Lily!

    I'm from Texas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    I thought nursing and tits went together.
    Yes. Yes they do!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    I am not prepared to show anyone my breasts, but as a registered nurse, I can discuss gallstones until the cows come home. Not mine of course but I have seen plenty.
    My sister is an RN and just did a nursing exchange in June to Melbourne & Sydney. Welcome!
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    by the way I have this burning sensation, maybe you could diagnose it for me
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    hi!!!!
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    I forgot to say.... I have a granddaughter named Lily.

    Again, welcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    To answer your questions. My ancestors could well have been convicts, but it is no longer obligatory to be a convict to enter Aus now, in fact, it is now forbidden.

    I am not prepared to show anyone my breasts, but as a registered nurse, I can discuss gallstones until the cows come home. Not mine of course but I have seen plenty.
    I said "boobies". I'll help you out, though. I would never show Malq my breasts, but here are some boobies for him.

    And some tits.
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