Jose Rodriguez likes to share the love

**Jaded** · June 3rd, 2008, 08:56 AM

WOODBURN, Ore. (AP) - Police say a Woodburn police officer is on paid administrative leave after his arrest on charges of exposing himself to his neighbors.

Three witnesses say they saw 50-year-old Jose Rodriguez standing in the doorway of his West Salem home while masturbating. They say he was aware he was being watched. He was off duty.

Salem officers say they saw Rodriguez with his shorts down.

They say Rodriguez attributed his acts to depression.

He posted bail on Sunday.

Woodburn police say Rodriguez has been an officer for at least 20 years.

http://www.katu.com/news/19457334.html

I would swear that this cop gave me a ticket for going 2 miles over the speed limit.....
Oh yeah...depression causes lots of things, but I'm not sure public masturbation is one of them.

**petrina** · June 3rd, 2008, 09:23 AM

maybe his internet connection was down

**ashdavus** · June 3rd, 2008, 10:27 AM

Ummm, was that his way of saying 'FUCK the world!' ?

**Lizard** · June 3rd, 2008, 11:46 AM

The beauty is, there's little chance anyone will take this guy seriously from now on. Sure, pull me over and ticket me, but you can bet I'll be asking, "How ya doin', Officer? Been feeling okay? Not depressed, are ya? By the way, how are your neighbors?"

That would TOTALLY be worth the ticket! (Until he pulled out his service pistol and shot me, of course.)

**Mom of 4** · June 3rd, 2008, 11:53 AM

What? Didn't he have a patio table he could fuck?

**ashdavus** · June 3rd, 2008, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mom of 4

What? Didn't he have a patio table he could fuck?

I think it took one look at that ugly mug and ran for help!:tea:

**Unamused Cat** · June 3rd, 2008, 10:04 PM

Quick... someone throw him a picnic table.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · June 3rd, 2008, 10:20 PM

He's scary looking. I probably wouldn't notice he was masturbating. One look at his face and I'ld be going in the opposite direction.

**SoUncool** · June 3rd, 2008, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by Lizard

The beauty is, there's little chance anyone will take this guy seriously from now on. Sure, pull me over and ticket me, but you can bet I'll be asking, "How ya doin', Officer? Been feeling okay? Not depressed, are ya? By the way, how are your neighbors?"

That would TOTALLY be worth the ticket! (Until he pulled out his service pistol and shot me, of course.)

Or pulled out something else and shot you with that! Ack!

**Jaded** · June 5th, 2008, 02:19 AM

And it's not the first time he's been caught in the act.....

http://www.nwcn.com/statenews/oregon....5ec4cc3a.html

From article:

WOODBURN, Ore. -- A Woodburn police officer arrested on charges of exposing himself to his neighbors quit his job on Tuesday.

Three witnesses say they saw 50-year-old Rodriguez standing in the doorway of his West Salem home and masturbating with his pants down to his ankles. They say he was aware he was being watched. He was off duty.

A neighbor reportedly took home video as evidence and said that Rodriguez had done it before but was never caught in the act as he was this time.

Joe Arvin, who lives across the street, said he knows of at least six previous incidents when Rodriguez exposed himself in front of his own daughters so he told his girls to call him the next time it happened and they did. Arvin said his daughters called him and since he was not home, he called a friend who took the home video and alerted police.

Salem officers said they also saw Rodriguez with his shorts down when they responded to the 9-1-1 call. They said Rodriguez told them he did it because he was depressed.

**michelle** · June 5th, 2008, 09:49 AM

Shit, if looked like that I would be depressed too. Not public masturbation depressed, but depressed.

**Mom of 4** · June 5th, 2008, 12:46 PM

Shit lets take up a collection and get him a patio table to fuck at least. His hands must be raw from all the jerking off.

**Lizard** · June 5th, 2008, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mom of 4

Shit lets take up a collection and get him a patio table to fuck at least. His hands must be raw from all the jerking off.

Hands? Back when I worked at detention, we had a kid who jerked off so much he had lesions on his penis. Seemed to me like that would be a good indicator to take a break.