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    Octopus Porn. 'Nuff Said.

    A sick image of an octopus being sexually abused was found on the computer of a man being investigated for child pornography.

    Nicholas Bland’s obscene collection also included pictures of a snake, a horse and a dog being abused by men and women.

    The 32-year-old, who admitted 48 charges of possessing extreme and child pornography at Manchester Crown Court, ended up in the dock after contacting police in March last year.

    Officers responding to his early morning complaint that men were trying to get into his flat on Manley Road, Whalley Range, found him partially dressed and hunched over a laptop downloading child porn.

    The paranoid schizophrenic was sectioned at the time.

    But in October, when his condition had improved, police returned to arrest him over the child abuse images.

    He was found to have replaced the computer which had been seized, and when the new device was analysed, the images of animals were found. These were classed as extreme pornography, which was outlawed in 2008.

    Bland, who the court heard led an ‘itinerant’ lifestyle, has now been given a two-year community order with a mental health treatment requirement.

    Judge Martin Rudland, sentencing, said: “This is a tragic case in its way. You are a capable man, you are an intelligent man and you have been since you were a student sadly afflicted by mental illness. There’s no suggestion you have distributed these images or sought to get in touch with likeminded individuals. ”
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    Omg, an octopus?! Really?! I don't even want to know the 'hows'.

    Judge Martin Rudland, sentencing, said: “This is a tragic case in its way. You are a capable man, you are an intelligent man and you have been since you were a student sadly afflicted by mental illness. There’s no suggestion you have distributed these images or sought to get in touch with likeminded individuals.
    Doesn't mean he wasn't working up to it.

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    Omg, an octopus?! Really?! I don't even want to know the 'hows'.
    I totally do!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    I totally do!!
    i understand. i want pics.
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    I know one thing, an octopus beak is more powerful than the best nutcracking parrot. They open clams and oysters by a crushing piercing bite. I doubt he was out for a BJ.



    octobeak

    wait, a handjob, I totally get...
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    OMG! WHY THE HELL DID I DO THAT???
    And you know some of you will do it too - search Google Images for "octopus sex" with Safe Search off.


    On the tamer side of shit:



    Seriously.
    Tentacle erotica

    Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan is a concept found in some horror hentai titles, where various tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) rape or otherwise penetrate women, anthropomorphous creatures, futanari. The genre is quite popular in Japanese erotica, and is even the subject of much parody. For Western audiences, tentacle erotica often symbolizes hentai as a phenomenon.
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    Rule 34. No exceptions.
    "We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.

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    And you know some of you will do it too - search Google Images for "octopus sex" with Safe Search off.

    Oh. My. GOD
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    A paranoid schizophrenic, with an interest in child and animal porn. And he is walking free amongst us. Great.
    Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmarvellousme! View Post
    A paranoid schizophrenic, with an interest in child and animal porn. And he is walking free amongst us. Great.
    And has likely voted.
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    I totally do not "get" the appeal of tentacle sex. Eww! It's almost as repulsive as coprophilia.
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    I just had ceviche for lunch. Fuck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    OMG! WHY THE HELL DID I DO THAT???
    And you know some of you will do it too - search Google Images for "octopus sex" with Safe Search off.
    I just HAD to go look. (vomits)
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    i didn't see shit. what am i doing wrong? (well other than wanting to see someone fuck an octopus, i understand how that is wrong)

    what i get from google is
    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...s-sex-position
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mommacrazy30 View Post
    i didn't see shit. what am i doing wrong? (well other than wanting to see someone fuck an octopus, i understand how that is wrong)

    what i get from google is
    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love...s-sex-position
    type octopus sex into Google IMAGES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    type octopus sex into Google IMAGES
    Don't do it if you are in England. Looking at some of those pictures is against the law there. Maybe here, too. I don't know. All I know is that my browser's cache probably needs a shot of some sort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    Don't do it if you are in England. Looking at some of those pictures is against the law there. Maybe here, too. I don't know. All I know is that my browser's cache probably needs a shot of some sort.
    Exactly, because while it's ok to drop our lil ocean friends into a pot of boiling water while they're still alive...it isn't acceptable to stick them in our asses.
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    Horrifying!

    I wonder if anyone had their buns bitten by its powerful beak?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amazon View Post
    And has likely voted.

    Only if the 'voices' told him to.
    Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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    Ok. I'm not in England. I'm morbidly (ha!) curious & yet I'm scared to death at the same time.

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    What am I doing here, you're all whacked out


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    Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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    What am I doing wrong? I looked up "Octopus Sex" in images and nothing of any interest came up.
    Suggestions? Talk about weird shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TearCollector View Post
    What am I doing wrong? I looked up "Octopus Sex" in images and nothing of any interest came up.
    Suggestions? Talk about weird shit!
    @TearCollector make sure the "Safe Search" feature is off.
    The option is to the right of the blue magnifying glass search button on Google Images.
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    Yeah, I have safe search on too - but I have kids & I'm paranoid I wouldn't get it back on....Anyway, SAFELY I found the history on it on Wiki....that was sort of interesting. Gross, but interesting...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKaz View Post
    Yeah, I have safe search on too - but I have kids & I'm paranoid I wouldn't get it back on....
    pffft. Click it to toggle. I do it all the time when I run a search that has too much porn clutter in it. I get amazed at the nasty shit that comes up when I do a seemingly innocent search. Safe Search is an absolute necessity. Even then I spot a few oopsies! that sneak past. But SafeSearch really is simple to turn off and on.
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    @DakotaValkyrie I knew to take it off safe search. Just haven't slept for past 2 days. (yeah, I'll blame it on that.)

    Now that I know what 'octopus sex' is, I don't have the words to aptly describe what I just saw.
    Uh, thanks for helping me learn something new.

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    Each time this thread comes up, I have to admit, I get slightly more curious ~ just not curious enough.
    I wouldn't want to have to gouge my own eyes out.

    Makes me lol each time I read a new comment. In my head it goes something like this:

    DV: (Paraphrasing) Just do it.... it's not THAT bad....

    Everyone else:

    DV: :001_tt2: - Made ya look!

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    OMG I need to stop being so fucking curious. I think I will never have sex or eat seafood eva' again. I switched the safe search back very quickly.
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