Parker, FL – The arrest of 18 year-old ‘vampire’ Stephanie Pistey is dragging new details surrounding the murder of 16 year-old Jacob Hendershot into the light… where they may well burst into flame. Pistey had at some point been involved with Hendershot. She would tell her new boyfriend that Jacob had raped her. On July 14th, Hendershot received a text message from Pistey’s current catch, telling him off. Hendershot was later lured to a residence where he was beaten by three men: William Chase, Joel Millsap and James Gay. One of the men allegedly punch Jacob with a chain wrapped around his wrist. Jacob would then be strangled and have his throat cut. Millsap and Chase then allegedly took a boat into East Bay and dumped their and Hendershot’s clothes into the water. His body was placed in a storm drain where it would be for damn near a month before anyone found it. All three of the men would be arrested eventually, as would 30 year-old Tammy Lee Morris. Unfortunately, there are too many contradicting reports in this case to paint a more clear picture. I have a life, and there just simply aren’t enough hours in the day for me to strangle all these hookers and figure out which news source has its shit together the most. The residence where the murder occurred belonged to either Millsap or Morris, who may have been in a relationship with one another. The ages of Chase and Millsap have most recently been reported as 25 and 17, respectively. This would make the aforementioned relationship quite illegal, although given the whole ‘murder’ thing, not a stretch. The thing about their ages is they’ve also been reported as the complete opposite. Add to this the fact that it’s unclear who sent the text message and you have a recipe for my brain throwing up inside my skull. It’s Pistey though, the most recently arrested suspect, who’s really the star of this shit-show. One look at her facebook page will clear any doubts about in your mind faster than my farts clear out elevators. For the click-impaired, here’s a comment she made on her recently-changed relationship status to ‘engaged’: “yea were merryied and hes going to die hes the one that killed jacob hendershot well i let him i wanted the blood” I shuddered when I read that, but more at her rudimentary writing skills. You’d at least think vampires wouldn’t shy away from periods. Get it? Sure, it’s shocking she wrote that, but I wasn’t surprised when I read it because I had already been witness to this priceless video of Pistey. It points to her and some of the other suspects as being part of some vampire cult. Cool. The highlight of the video* is when Pistey let’s verbally shits this little nugget out: “Since I was like 12 every fiber in my body, basically everything, I know this is going to be crazy, but I believe that I’m a vampire and part werewolf.” No pumpkin, that’s not crazy. It’s downright batty.  
This article is from The Dreamin' Demon, the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.


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