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    All For A 30-Pack Of Tecate Beer



    Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto, all 19, were arrested Wednesday on charges of robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest, according to a Covina police report.
    Kalscheuer and Fiumetto entered the Baja Ranch Market about 3 p.m. Wednesday while Huynh remained behind the wheel of a car nearby.
    Inside the store, Fiumetto grabbed a 30-pack of beer and the two men ran out. Employees ran after the pair into the parking lot, grabbing and detaining Kalscheuer and later turning him over to police, according to the report.
    Fiumetto, meanwhile, threw the beer in the car and jumped in the front passenger seat. As Huynh pulled out, an employee jumped on the hood of the car to avoid getting run over. Huynh careened through the parking lot, hitting a curb and sending the employee onto the pavement, scraping his arms in the fall, according to the report.
    Huynh and Fiumetto ran off. Fiumetto climbed a fence and ran into the Citrus Car Wash next door.
    Pepe Pinedo, the car wash manager, was standing amid drying cars when he saw Fiumetto, pursued by two officers, run into the car wash tunnel.
    At the time, "there were two cars being washed in the tunnel," Pinedo said. "He got into the wash and the rollers and got all wet.
    "By the time, he came out of the car wash, the officer was already on the other end of the tunnel," he continued. "It was kind of funny. It was a nice show."
    Huynh ran off but had left his wallet and identification in the car. Police officers contacted him later and convinced him to turn himself in.
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    Yep, That's a three pack of winners right there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post
    That middle kids face is fucking priceless!! He looks like a 2 year old throwing a hissy fit. Or like a spoiled brat who is trying to look tough.
    Trust and you'll be trusted says the liar to the fool

    This mommy is on her high horse!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mommyof2 View Post
    That middle kids face is fucking priceless!! He looks like a 2 year old throwing a hissy fit. Or like a spoiled brat who is trying to look tough.
    That mug shot will haunt this little shit the rest of his life. Every time he googles himself this is what will appear
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    Quote Originally Posted by gee View Post
    That mug shot will haunt this little shit the rest of his life. Every time he googles himself this is what will appear
    lol I hope it does haunt him.

    Every time I look at it I imagine him saying "NO, I will not eat my green beans!!" Then making that very face with his arms crossed and stomping his feet.
    Trust and you'll be trusted says the liar to the fool

    This mommy is on her high horse!!

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    That middle kid...future wife beaters of America. What a face!

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    Inside the store, Fiumetto grabbed a 30-pack of beer and the two men ran out. Employees ran after the pair into the parking lot, grabbing and detaining Kalscheuer and later turning him over to police, according to the report.
    When I worked at 7-Eleven right out of high school I had many a beer run. Fuckers coming in taking what they please.
    Several times dealt with assholes wielding weapons. One came in with a crowbar, a fucking crowbar, told him he could take whatever he wanted. My point is, we were told to NEVER chase anyone out the store, to avoid contact.
    The punks weren't worth the threat.
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    There are much much easier ways of obtaining booze, I don't care if your problem is no monies or underage. I remember once when I was 16, we got buzzed for a few days on a case of wild irish rose some nearby bar was throwing out. Used to get away with buying it after a good "forgot my ID in the car" act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMorningStar View Post


    clearly this is gang activity. four hoodlums remain on the run, but we can all breathe easier now that dopey, grumpy, and sleepy are off the streets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvahalo68 View Post
    When I worked at 7-Eleven right out of high school I had many a beer run. Fuckers coming in taking what they please.
    Several times dealt with assholes wielding weapons. One came in with a crowbar, a fucking crowbar, told him he could take whatever he wanted. My point is, we were told to NEVER chase anyone out the store, to avoid contact.
    The punks weren't worth the threat.
    @silvahalo68, Omg Silva you just reminded me! I was 16 or 17 and we were ditching school.
    We rolled up to a to a 7/11 at about 10:30 am in my 4 door 72 chevy malibu, with 2 of my friends trying to figure out how to buy beer. Like pennies from heaven, a Coors delivery truck pulled in right beside us. The poor bastard opened the side doors and got all his cases of beer out for delivery. I think we got like 13 cases. While he was hauling it in the store, we were shoving cases in the trunk and back seat. those trunks were huge. We were idiots, we were cracking beers before we even got out of the parking lot.
    So what did we do? Go to the river and drink the warm beer. Later that afternoon we went back to the same 7/11 for ice.
    Not to mention drinking and driving and all the crap they would nail you hard with now.
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