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  1. August 27th, 2011, 04:21 PM #1
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    Monkey In The Middle- Possible Unatural Sex Act

    Ya, know, they call the mating section between trailers-BULLPRICKS
    A truck driver was killed while trying to hook up a trailer to his truck on the Northeast Side.

    The accident happened around 6:00 a.m. Wednesday at Old Dominion Freight Lines in the 6800 block Northeast Loop 410. Police said the man, later identified as 42-year-old Miguel Vasquez of Harlingen, had one trailer hooked up to his truck and was in the process of hooking up a second trailer to the first. The Vasquez apparently left his truck in neutral, and it rolled back, pinning him between the two trailers. He was working alone and was found by another driver.
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  3. August 27th, 2011, 04:29 PM #2
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    I don't suppose his family will be eulogizing him saying "He died doing what he loved".
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  5. August 27th, 2011, 05:44 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I don't suppose his family will be eulogizing him saying "He died doing what he loved".
    I'm sure they are crushed.
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    Ugh for some very stupid reason this reminds me of the scene with Jennifer Jason Leigh in "The Hitcher"

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    dammit malq, i was waiting to read on something kinky. your title was way better than the delivery.
    Monkey In The Middle- Possible Unatural Sex Act.

    OK so he got pinned. real bad. Very tragic but to leave it in neutral. that is really, really. well. with respect i'll just end it here.
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  10. August 29th, 2011, 01:11 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by silvahalo68 View Post
    dammit malq, i was waiting to read on something kinky. your title was way better than the delivery.
    Monkey In The Middle- Possible Unatural Sex Act.

    OK so he got pinned. real bad. Very tragic but to leave it in neutral. that is really, really. well. with respect i'll just end it here.
    I'm with Silva on this one.
    Monkey, unnatural sex act... This ought to be interesting! It's just another Darwin award recipient. Damn it
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