John Brian Lohr gets ass slapping happy.

**Rotten Apple** · May 31st, 2008, 09:34 AM

Man Charged With Assault After Slapping Woman's Butt, Deputies Say

POSTED: 1:40 pm EDT May 30, 2008
UPDATED: 1:53 pm EDT May 30, 2008

THOMASVILLE, N.C. -- A Thomasville man who allegedly slapped a woman on her butt last week has been charged with assault, Davidson County authorities said.

Deputies said John Brian Lohr Jr., 24, approached the woman in her yard and began speaking with her.

When she turned around to go back inside her house, the woman told deputies that Lohr slapped her on her buttocks and left.

http://www.wxii12.com/news/16437365/detail.html

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While I enjoy a good smack on the ass every once in a while (or frequently actually,) I don't appreciate random strangers putting their hands on me.

Lucky for him she only called the police. I would have belted him.

**~Absynthe~** · May 31st, 2008, 09:42 AM

While I enjoy a good smack on the ass every once in a while (or frequently actually,) I don't appreciate random strangers putting their hands on me.

Lucky for him she only called the police. I would have belted him

**petrina** · June 1st, 2008, 07:30 PM

is he related to the walmart butt biter?

**lilbay** · June 2nd, 2008, 08:57 AM

@ Petrina

What possesses people to just assume they can walk around putting their hands on folks?

I used to hate when I was pregnant strangers would just think it was ok to put their hands on my stomach.
Drove me Nuts.
To actually start slapping and biting butts now that is taking things a bit far.

**petrina** · June 2nd, 2008, 11:34 AM

maybe we need to create a service industry where people can pay to spank other people and get it out of their system. oh wait. that sounds like prostitution. bummer. i was already counting the bennys. but what if it was strictly for therapeutic ends? we are doing the world a service!!! we couldnt tell my mother tho.

**Nell** · June 2nd, 2008, 04:37 PM

We won't tell your mom Petrina, if we get to watch. At least post pics in the Red Light District!

**SoUncool** · June 2nd, 2008, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by petrina

maybe we need to create a service industry where people can pay to spank other people and get it out of their system. oh wait. that sounds like prostitution. bummer. i was already counting the bennys. but what if it was strictly for therapeutic ends? we are doing the world a service!!! we couldnt tell my mother tho.

I'm thinking you might make a fine Dominatrix. Mistress Petrina...kinda catchy huh? Let us all know how your new career turns out and oh, yes, PLEASE post the pics in the red light district!

**petrina** · June 3rd, 2008, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by SoUncool

I'm thinking you might make a fine Dominatrix. Mistress Petrina...kinda catchy huh? Let us all know how your new career turns out and oh, yes, PLEASE post the pics in the red light district!

thats not exactly how i roll, but i guess i could try. and you all keep talking about this red light thing but idk what it is