Saw this story and just couldn't resist posting it- Seriously, the guy's name is Michael Scrote.
He was one of the top 5 most wanted sex offenders in Kansas, but was arrested Snohomish County, WA. He was living under an assumed name, with a fiance who had no idea that her beau was wanted by the law. She supported him because he told her that he was hiding from an ex-wife and couldn't afford his child support. They met at a Ren Faire, and Mr. Scrote was also known to hang out at SCA events. Maybe all those young men in tunics, carrying swords, turned him on or something. Icky. He was arrested August 22nd, 2011. Here's a link-
I tried to find some more info, but all I can find is that the original charge was from 1996, for Lewdness with a Minor, and that the minor child was a boy.
Still, the dude's name is Scrote! No good can come of that...