She Finally Got That Rock Big Rock She Always Wanted!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A small-town mayor could face criminal charges after he delivered an unwelcome birthday present to his ex-wife: a 20-ton boulder, topped with a pink ribbon, dumped on her front lawn.

Dany Lariviere, mayor of St-Theodore-d'Acton, delivered the not-so-happy birthday gift over the weekend to Isabelle Prevost — with whom he divorced last year after a decade of marriage.

The giant stone was spray-painted with the message, "Happy birthday, Isa."

Lariviere owns an excavation company. He said he used one of his own front-end loaders to transport the rock through the town streets in the wee hours Saturday.

He jokingly compared it to a giant diamond ring. He said his ex-wife always wanted one, and he described his "present" in one newspaper interview as 18-to-24 "carat-tons."

"I brought what we call a big rock to my ex-wife," Lariviere later added in an interview with The Canadian Press.

"I took a rock from one of my quarries and I brought it to her place with a little message and a nice ribbon, just like a real gift."
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The mayor notes that his ex-wife has filed complaints with authorities over his financial dealings. She also told a local newspaper that she was worried about the safety of the couple's two children.

In turn, he successfully fought to retain shared custody. And, accusing his ex-wife of harassing him, Lariviere has also complained to police about her.
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Police said they asked him to remove the rock; he was apparently reluctant to comply.

"He didn't want to move it after the woman filed a complaint with Quebec provincial police," said police spokesperson Sgt. Valerie Bolduc.

Lariviere said Monday he was indeed willing to clear the lawn — but he accused his ex-wife of harassing him and said that, before taking any action, he wanted a guarantee she would stop.

As he made his way to meet with investigators on Monday afternoon, Lariviere described to The Canadian Press how he managed to transport the giant boulder.

During the delivery, he was stopped twice by police who asked him for identification and questioned what he was doing.

"I told them the truth — that I was delivering a gift," Lariviere said. "They weren't able to stop me because what I was doing wasn't illegal."

In a town of only a few hundred residents, Lariviere's present did not remain a secret for long.

But where big-city politicians might recoil from having their personal matters become the talk of the town, Lariviere said he had nothing to hide from his constituents.

"It's a small area; everyone knows each other," he said. "For those who know me, I won't have any trouble explaining myself. I'm not worried it will affect my duties as mayor."
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http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/can...bon--note.html

[62julietandvoid]

That's awesome. At least he didn't tear up or vandalize anything. She should have him move it to a grassy area and have a mural painted on it. Does she know what that would normally cost to deliver? I would climb up on it and sit. That's the goat in me.

[AngelFire]

I like the way this dude thinks....It's pretty funny shit

[malq]

That's awesome. At least he didn't tear up or vandalize anything. She should have him move it to a grassy area and have a mural painted on it. Does she know what that would normally cost to deliver? I would climb up on it and sit. That's the goat in me.

Ha! I see cracks in the driveway.

I would climb up on it and sit. That's the goat in me.

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[shiroyama mama]

That guy has got some huge stones, to pull a stunt like that.

[Misskittychaos]

If it was me...I'd be pissed for a bit but eventually most likely I'd giggle, tell him good one and ask him to move it. It's not like it was dead animal bits or something gross.

[Silvahalo]

She got a rock, a BIG rock.
I would have put "happy birthday charlie brown!". meh. at least he didn't dismember her and throw her bits in a river.

I would give my new bf a blowjob while he sat on the rock and send a picture so it last. that's the bitch in me.

[Deja]

I would give my new bf a blowjob while he sat on the rock and send a picture so it last. that's the bitch in me.

And no doubt your neighbors would appreciate the photo op!

[Angelinfl]

What a thoughtful x-husband. His excuse... I'd thought she'd love it. You know how most women are always dissatisfied with the gift. She can have it exchanged for one of a different color if she returns it to the store. ROFL.