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  1. August 16th, 2011, 11:13 PM #1
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    not gonna show my b00bs.,

    unless ya ask real nice...and hand over some cash!!

    I've spent the evening reading about child murderers and baby rapers and I am really, really pissed at the entire world right now, so what better time to post an intro.

    I read the FP for about a month before heading here to the forums, never thinking the forums had much to offer, but now realize I was wrong. You guys might act tough and sh!t but you keep proving time and time again that there's a heart in all of ya.

    me: don't particularly like people, I'm lazy, overweight, hairy, love to curse, love books, love movies and cop shows.. slightly obsessed with my cats, no kids, and have a spousal unit that thinks i am more than ok. And I live in fcking Minnesota - so I will be bitching miserably and often about the weather in around 2 months
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  3. August 16th, 2011, 11:15 PM #2
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    hi and welcome

    For every murdered child
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    We are not "meek" or "mild";
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  5. August 16th, 2011, 11:28 PM #3
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    I think you know by now that I don't ask nice. Get them puppies out!

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    welcome!
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    "We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4catsmama View Post
    unless ya ask real nice...and hand over some cash!!

    I've spent the evening reading about child murderers and baby rapers and I am really, really pissed at the entire world right now, so what better time to post an intro.

    I read the FP for about a month before heading here to the forums, never thinking the forums had much to offer, but now realize I was wrong. You guys might act tough and sh!t but you keep proving time and time again that there's a heart in all of ya.

    me: don't particularly like people, I'm lazy, overweight, hairy, love to curse, love books, love movies and cop shows.. slightly obsessed with my cats, no kids, and have a spousal unit that thinks i am more than ok. And I live in fcking Minnesota - so I will be bitching miserably and often about the weather in around 2 months
    Welcome to DD`... I float through every now and then, usually when I'm bored and can't sleep. Most of the folks on here are WYSIWYG types. They don't need to pose. If ya bitch and moan too much, we'll just tune ya out until you're over it. :D Nothing wrong with being obsessed with your feline companions and it's nice to know that you have a spousal unit that thinks you're 'more than ok'.. That's always a plus. :) Nothing really wrong with being lazy or hairy.. or loving to curse. Sometimes this site gets even the most righteous of us to curse up a blue streak. Anyway, enjoy your stay!

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  17. August 17th, 2011, 05:53 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceisdsgil View Post
    Welcome to DD`... I float through every now and then, usually when I'm bored and can't sleep. Most of the folks on here are WYSIWYG types.

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    JFC, WTF IS WYSIWYG? IMO Too many letters GF, JMHO, but maybe NOMB, LOL
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  19. August 17th, 2011, 08:08 AM #10
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    @malq - WYSIWYG 1] is an acronym for What You See Is What You Get.

    I had no clue, either:P
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    Welcome catsmama who suffers from laziness and hirsutism. You'll fit right in with the rest of us beasts around here. :)
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  23. August 17th, 2011, 08:29 AM #12
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    Welcome !!
    Quote Originally Posted by 4catsmama View Post
    And I live in fcking Minnesota - so I will be bitching miserably and often about the weather in around 2 months
    Fucking North Dakota here so I know of what you speak. ND is like MN only without the lakes and with worse weather. I expect snow any day now...
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  25. August 17th, 2011, 08:38 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4catsmama View Post
    not gonna show my b00bs.,
    This is a bunch of BULLSHIT! I'm taking my toys and going home now!


    Welcome to the board!
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    Always wanted to use that smiley.

    I'm fat, lazy, fairly hairless and live in Georgia and I'm complaining about the weather NOW! I promise not to complain later. And, oh yeah, I have 6 cats and 3 dogs.
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    welcome and a dozen yellow and white roses
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  31. August 17th, 2011, 01:27 PM #16
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    [QUOTE=4catsmama;552790]unless ya ask real nice...and hand over some cash!!

    Minnesota ok, no cash but I'll ask nice, first step outside I want some headlights
    can I please see your b00bs
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  33. August 17th, 2011, 01:35 PM #17
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    I am complaining of the weather now. 105 the right now, and only gonna climb. *ugh*
    But anyway, welcome to the den.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    JFC, WTF IS WYSIWYG? IMO Too many letters GF, JMHO, but maybe NOMB, LOL
    ROFLMAO.. good one malq. BTW, Just a lil' FYI I'm going to share just FYA. :P TDMMDI :)

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  37. August 17th, 2011, 02:37 PM #19
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    Welcome!
    I won't complain about the weather here in California cause everyone
    would just tell me to "Shut The Fuck Up"

    For @Harley_Tech and @biteme
    How about just one boob ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    Welcome !!

    Fucking North Dakota here so I know of what you speak. ND is like MN only without the lakes and with worse weather. I expect snow any day now...
    OMFG!

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    Welcome. I will be bitching about weather soon too, but that's because I just like to bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by VXIII View Post
    welcome and a dozen yellow and white roses

    Whoa now..... wait just a minute!

    Is sucking up to noobs allowed? I didn't get no suck-up. NO FAIR!!

    BTW, I'm a princess and a grandma. Hence, the name. Welcome to the Demon!!
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  45. August 22nd, 2011, 12:12 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by gee View Post
    Welcome!
    I won't complain about the weather here in California cause everyone
    would just tell me to "Shut The Fuck Up"

    For @Harley_Tech and @biteme
    How about just one boob ??
    Sure 1 each works
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  47. August 29th, 2011, 06:38 PM #24
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    I live in California also, (sacramento) and I'll complain! its way too fucking hot right now!
    Quote Originally Posted by gee View Post
    Welcome!
    I won't complain about the weather here in California cause everyone
    would just tell me to "Shut The Fuck Up"

    For @Harley_Tech and @biteme
    How about just one boob ??
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  49. August 30th, 2011, 12:40 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by princessgrandma View Post
    Whoa now..... wait just a minute!

    Is sucking up to noobs allowed? I didn't get no suck-up. NO FAIR!!

    BTW, I'm a princess and a grandma. Hence, the name. Welcome to the Demon!!
    the noobs should be sucking us off....er i mean sucking up to us....

    Yea thats what i meant sucking up to us....LOL
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    OMG! Sorry I'm late!


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    I think I love you! in a totally non-gay way. Just show the pervs your cat's tits; maybe that'll calm them down.
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