Modern Medicine Finds Cure For Goatse

**malq** · August 13th, 2011, 11:24 PM

What's best for a wrecked rectum? Maybe an auxiliary anus.
Don't say I didnt warn you
Kidding aside, scientists say they've created the world's first replacement anal sphincter, the circular muscle that rings the rectum - and predict it could make an effective treatment for fecal incontinence. That's potentially big news for people suffering from the embarrassing condition, given the limited effectiveness of the electrical implants, muscle grafts, and other treatments now in use.

"In essence, we have built a replacement sphincter that we hope can one day benefit human patients," study author Dr. Khalil N. Bitar, a professor at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center's Institute for Regenerative Medicine, said in a written statement.

Using human muscle and nerve cells, scientists were able to make the bioengineered sphincters in about six weeks. The sphincters worked normally when implanted in mice. The ultimate goal of Bitar's effort is for doctors to take muscle and nerve cells from individual fecal incontinence patients and use them to create "personalized, hard-wired" sphincters that would not be rejected by an immune response.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_1...-10391704.html

**Dakota Valkyrie** · August 13th, 2011, 11:40 PM

"In essence, we have built a replacement sphincter that we hope can one day benefit human patients,"

JFC @malq are you on a goatse binge today? Anyway... I doubt they will give this new modern miracle to someone who's just going to wreck it. Really really wreck it.

**malq** · August 13th, 2011, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie

JFC @malq are you on a goatse binge today? Anyway... I doubt they will give this new modern miracle to someone who's just going to wreck it. Really really wreck it.

Yeah I guess so, It's almost embarrassing. I had this plan of a Goatse treasure hunt around the internet with DD as the hub. It never really came to fruition. So you are seeing the work of a half baked plan.

And yes I hadn't considered that. Re-engineered rectums are probably not going to be handed out like candy to those that abuse their anus.