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  1. August 13th, 2011, 01:07 PM #1
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    Mr. Goatse Murders Self With Sphincter Accessory

    Anyone notice the irony of his last name? If I have to explain it then you are better off not knowing.
    LOL! The guard got blamed. You could not pay me enough to babysit these assholes. They would drop like flies. I would make Joseph Mengele look like a saint.

    The man who allegedly assaulted a federal officer Friday in an attempt to commit suicide has died.

    The deputy assigned to watch him has been suspended without pay.

    The Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office said 48-year-old William Goetzee suffocated himself with toilet tissue in his cell Sunday night. Investigators say Goetzee had been swallowing toilet tissue throughout the day.

    They say he was found unresponsive at 6:30 p.m.

    The deputy will remain suspended without pay, pending the outcome of the investigation.

    Law enforcement officials arrested Goetzee last week when they said he tried to take a gun out of the holster of a federal marshal outside of a federal building.
    http://www.wwltv.com/news/Deputy-sus...127286243.html
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  3. August 13th, 2011, 01:19 PM #2
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    I found this last week. The internet is killing me with this stuff! lol

    Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.

    Justice and the law are 2 seperate issues!

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  5. August 13th, 2011, 01:45 PM #3
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    And if you MUST know...


    yum....?
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    Well, you can have your goatse and eat it too.

    Wait. That is disgusting.

    He killed himself by swallowing toilet paper? Did I read that right?

    Huh.
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    DO NOT LOOK UP GOATSE

    If you are blissfully unaware, keep it that way.

    Talk about things that can't be unseen..cripes. It's been years and I still have that image somewhere in my head.
    Though it seems the name has some sort of affinity for all things ass.
    Toilet paper?
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  11. August 13th, 2011, 03:40 PM #6
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    [QUOTE=Aslan;551991]DO NOT LOOK UP GOATSE

    Oh for pete's sake what was I supposed to do. You left me no choice - EWW
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    sorry:(
    I am not one of those types who warns with the motive of 'oh they will so look it up now'

    no no no. The dude who posted that picture once upon a time should be quietly killed and buried at sea.
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    I'm pretty sure the one baller T-shirt I saw this morning will be all over the place tomorrow!
    Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.

    Justice and the law are 2 seperate issues!

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    Looks like they have found a cure for Goatse.

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...ure-For-Goatse
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    The Orleans Parish Sheriff’s Office has issued an arrest warrant for a former deputy as part of the office’s investigation into the suicide of an inmate at Orleans Parish Prison.

    A warrant was issued for former deputy William Thompson, after an investigation into the death of inmate William Goetzee found that Thompson had left his assigned duty post and falsified records that he was required to maintain, according to the sheriff’s office.
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  19. August 19th, 2011, 04:02 AM #11
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    Aha, corrupt correctional facilities. I love it. Has anyone watched the movie Sleepers? It's on instant on Netflix.
    The guards were physically and sexually abusing the young boys in a reformatory school. They got their revenge in a very intellectual way. True story--

    Still amazed at how this guys name took off in this thread. Imagine how it went in real life for him.

    Q-What's your name?
    A-Goetzee
    response- blows Pepsi out nose.
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    That is just something you can't unsee! I'd almost call him a net fixation! I saw a Goatse coffee mug yesterday! I hope that wasn't where that Pepsi came from malq!
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    Aha, corrupt correctional facilities. I love it. Has anyone watched the movie Sleepers? It's on instant on Netflix.
    The guards were physically and sexually abusing the young boys in a reformatory school. They got their revenge in a very intellectual way. True story--

    Still amazed at how this guys name took off in this thread. Imagine how it went in real life for him.

    Q-What's your name?
    A-Goetzee
    response- blows Pepsi out nose.
    That movie made it difficult for me to see Kevin Bacons face without wanting to shoot the TV. Took me years to be able to watch Footloose again.
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  23. August 19th, 2011, 01:44 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    Took me years to be able to watch Footloose again.
    You should be shot for wanting to watch that movie! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by walkingeagle View Post
    You should be shot for wanting to watch that movie! LOL
    Fuck you for not liking that movie!!! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    Fuck you for not liking that movie!!! :)
    You LOVE me! I know it! And I don't blame you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    Fuck you for not liking that movie!!! :)
    How about Tremors? Will you fuck him for not liking that, too?
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    between flintstone cars and rectum cakes DD has my day a delight once again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    How about Tremors? Will you fuck him for not liking that, too?
    Fuck Tremors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerri Blank View Post
    between flintstone cars and rectum cakes DD has my day a delight once again!
    Yeah, when I have a shitty day I look back through all the old threads. Something good always pops up.
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    OMG DV, this was me! this was me!
    you just further corrupted my mind, 'cause I of course looked at the spoiler!
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    Yeah, when I have a shitty day I look back through all the old threads. Something good always pops up.
    I do that too, just night I was reading this thread that someone mentioned giving a rim-job to Sonic The Hedgehog. I was in a great mood ever since.

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