Would You Ask A Friend To Stab You? Jessalyn Stierwalt Did

**Dakota Valkyrie** · August 11th, 2011, 03:06 PM

July 5th

A woman who allegedly asked two friends to stab her on Monday was arrested Wednesday for conspiracy to commit second-degree assault and a weapon offense.

Jessalyn Stierwalt, 21, was admitted to Beatrice Community Hospital on Tuesday for stab wounds to her shoulder and abdomen. Stierwalt told police she asked two male friends, Scott Roberson-Truman, 20, and Jerry L. Duke, 32, to stab her in order to avoid going to a scheduled probation appointment the following morning.

She said she needed time to “sober up.”

According to court documents, Roberson-Truman and Duke eventually complied with Stierwalt’s request and stabbed her twice.

Both Roberson-Truman and Stierwalt indicated that they were intoxicated during the incident.

Roberson-Truman and Duke were arrested for second degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony on Tuesday. A $5,000 bond was set for each man.

http://www.beatricedailysun.com/news...cc4c03286.html

A month later...

A Beatrice woman accused of asking two friends to stab her in hopes of avoiding a probation hearing the following day was released from jail Thursday morning.

Gage County Judge Steven Timm ordered the release of Jessalyn Stierwalt, 21, on her own recognizance so that she could begin a diversion program.

The order was made at the request of Stierwalt’s attorney Julie Effenbeck. Timm and Gage County Chief Deputy Attorney Rick Schreiner agreed that the circumstances surrounding the case are unusual, but Schreiner did not object to Effenbeck’s request.

Timm stipulated, however, that Stierwalt is not to consume any alcohol or controlled substance and is not to possess any dangerous instruments — especially knives.

Stierwalt is being charged with conspiracy to commit assault, which carries a maximum sentence of five years in prison if convicted.
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Court documents say that Roberson-Truman and Duke eventually complied with Stierwalt’s request and stabbed her twice, once in the shoulder and once in the stomach.
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http://www.beatricedailysun.com/news...cc4c002e0.html

**badfish76** · August 11th, 2011, 04:46 PM

No, I wouldn't ask my friends to stab me. Most of them are fuck ups and I would either die from it or be maimed for the rest of my life.

**Aslan** · August 11th, 2011, 04:55 PM

I think that if I asked someone I considered a friend to stab me and they agreed, I would be so pissed off the whole 'stabbing' thing wouldn't be an issue. Either way, one of us would certainly be going to jail.

This girl needs to sober up and get a new crowd.

**Nell** · August 11th, 2011, 05:20 PM

Timm stipulated, however, that Stierwalt is not to consume any alcohol or controlled substance and is not to possess any dangerous instruments — especially knives.

How is she supposed to eat steak now?

**Dakota Valkyrie** · August 11th, 2011, 05:25 PM

Since "Stupidity" isn't a crime, I wonder what she was on probation for.

**Valasca** · August 11th, 2011, 05:45 PM

Steak with a spoon.

Yes. I would ask someone to stab me, but I'm fucked up like that.

**Pete Bondurant** · August 11th, 2011, 05:50 PM

I would ask a friend to stab Gerard Depardieu.

**VXIII** · August 11th, 2011, 07:17 PM

What about Vincent Cassel?

**princessgrandma** · August 11th, 2011, 07:43 PM

Roberson-Truman and Duke eventually complied with Stierwalt’s request and stabbed her twice.

Shit.... with friends like that this poor stupid woman does NOT need any enemies. As for me, I wouldn't ask any of my friends to stab me b/c I don't have any friends, so it's a moot point.

OK, just kidding, but I still wouldn't ask one of them to stab me. I wouldn't trust them not to try to be my "besty" and actually do it.

**Alf** · August 11th, 2011, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Nell

How is she supposed to eat steak now?

Caveman style -- grab that sweet sizzling barbecued chunk of meat and bite pieces off.

--Al

**princessgrandma** · August 12th, 2011, 09:20 AM

Caveman style -- grab that sweet sizzling barbecued chunk of meat and bite pieces off.

Eww... the visual on that one was interestingly disgusting. ICK

**Pete Bondurant** · August 12th, 2011, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by VXIII

What about Vincent Cassel?

No. He's cool.

**TheMeaningOfItAll** · March 1st, 2012, 04:14 PM

Jessalyn Stierwalt made an agreement with prosecutors and pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of obstruction of government operations.

She had been charged with felony conspiracy to commit assault.Authorities say Stierwalt asked two friends to stab her in the abdomen and shoulder last July so she could avoid going to a probation appointment the following morning. She later told authorities she needed time to "sober up."The two men did stab her. They are being prosecuted as well. Stierwalt is scheduled to be sentenced April 18th

http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/N...141018643.html

Looks like she's had time to "sober up"...