For I am back! No, technically not new, but where the fuck was I supposed to post this?
They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said "Sure"! And now instead of nodding off while reading horrible stories of murder and depravity, I can read it will my full attention and wrenched emotions.
There's some other shit that happened in the last two years to cause my absence, but you can be sure that NONE of it involved ANYTHING that would provide good fodder for these very pages.