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Thread: Oh, my kind kindred killjoys! Let your praise and adoration rain down upon my visage!

  1. August 8th, 2011, 11:04 PM #1
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    Oh, my kind kindred killjoys! Let your praise and adoration rain down upon my visage!

    For I am back! No, technically not new, but where the fuck was I supposed to post this?

    They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said "Sure"! And now instead of nodding off while reading horrible stories of murder and depravity, I can read it will my full attention and wrenched emotions.

    Huzzah!

    There's some other shit that happened in the last two years to cause my absence, but you can be sure that NONE of it involved ANYTHING that would provide good fodder for these very pages.

    Really.

    I promise.
    In a little while you will be alone in shoreless space, to wander its limitless solitudes without friend or comrade forever--for you will remain a thought, the only existent thought, and by your nature inextinguishable, indestructible.
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  3. August 8th, 2011, 11:08 PM #2
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    I like all your big words, and working visage into a sentence? Very nice!

    You've been here before? You know the drill, bend over and hold them cheeks! *glove snaps into place*
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  5. August 8th, 2011, 11:15 PM #3
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    I vaguely remember you.
    So, like, welcome back and stuff and junk. Or whatever.
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  6. August 8th, 2011, 11:19 PM #4
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    Oh, yeah. I forgot it's been about two years since I last posted. I was sadly expecting some sort of parade where everyone hoisted me on their shoulders and pelted me with fresh flowers.

    Nevermind. And Hellooooo to all the fresh fish!
    In a little while you will be alone in shoreless space, to wander its limitless solitudes without friend or comrade forever--for you will remain a thought, the only existent thought, and by your nature inextinguishable, indestructible.
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  8. August 9th, 2011, 12:19 AM #5
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    Welcome back.

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  10. August 9th, 2011, 12:23 AM #6
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    Well, I for one missed you like a fat kid misses cake. Anyone that doesn't recognize your brilliance is sadly, a moron.

    <3
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  12. August 9th, 2011, 12:39 AM #7
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    I haven't been here long, but...
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    You know you me!!!
    Pardon me while I go hunt my eyes down as they just rolled right out of my head after that.
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    Welcome back, Stash! I really mean that and I often don't mean what I say around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StashRider View Post
    I was sadly expecting some sort of parade
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    Here's your parade! LOL

    Hi
    "The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things, of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax--of cabbages--and kings--of why the sea is boiling hot--and whether pigs have wings."--Lewis Carroll
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    Well welcome back
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  22. August 9th, 2011, 02:09 PM #15
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    I was wondering where the fuck you went. It's okay. I tend to disappear sometimes too. Welcome back! :)
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    Hey stash!
    Nice to see you back. I have missed you and you awesome posts. Get busy! Nodding is still ok.
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