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  1. August 8th, 2011, 06:51 PM #1
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    My name is Jenn and I'm a...

    Hi! I'm new to the site; referred here by other readers. I love comedic rhetoric mixed with horrible stories of crime. In fact, I'm kind of addicted to it. I almost feel like the sarcastic twist makes it easier to read, but the knowledge gained by the reports of subhuman scum and their brilliant acts is priceless.

    I have tried several times to post my introductory message. I'm assuming my computer isn't very fond of the site, but I will have patience. From what I have read thus far, the wait time while loading is well worth it.

    I look forward to reading the stories and the input from the commenters!

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    Dear Mommy...I see you smile down there below...are those tears of joy you show? I'm glad you're happy, although you lied...I'd love to be right by your side...but by your choice, I view from above...tell my Grandparents I send my love...it's Beautiful here, is all I can say...your life will go on... without me in your way. Love Caylee XOXO......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenn View Post
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    Is this like a game of Mad Libs where we get to finish the sentence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
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    Is this like a game of Mad Libs where we get to finish the sentence?
    My name is Malq and I'm a 2,376 year old giant sequoia, redwood, sequoia gigantus...whatever the fuck you want to call me. I have seen it all. The most ridiculous moment was when Jesus was born. You guys have it all wrong, he was a nobody. The only reason he got popular is because he had a piece of toast that looked like Mohammed.
    Presently I have 3 hippies living in my crest to stop me from being cut down. I am old and tired, I wished they would leave. Next big wind, I am relaxing my roots. I plan on taking out 3 fir trees who have pestered me the last 125 years on the way down.
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    Welcome Jenn
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    Instead of going through all that trouble, why not let the hippies drop a burning butt onto some dry leaves and take the whole group of other pain in the ass seedlings?
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  32. August 9th, 2011, 11:42 AM #17
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    Hi Jenn, welcome to dd!
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    Welcome Jenn. I play a hippie on TV. No not really. I play one in real life and me thinks that would be a naughty hippie who would drop his butt in the forest. Field dress that bitch. :)

    Hey if you love to read...which I know you do...I feel it. Come and share book stuff with us in the Pulp Fiction thread. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Star View Post
    Welcome Jenn. I play a hippie on TV. No not really. I play one in real life and me thinks that would be a naughty hippie who would drop his butt in the forest. Field dress that bitch. :)


    Hey if you love to read...which I know you do...I feel it. Come and share book stuff with us in the Pulp Fiction thread. :)
    It's been over a year since you were Hippepoet, maybe two. I cannot get used to @Dark Star. You will always be Hippie to me. I love you no less though.
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    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    It's been over a year since you were Hippepoet, maybe two. I cannot get used to @Dark Star. You will always be Hippie to me. I love you no less though.
    Awwwww You can always call me Hippie and I love you too.
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