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    Canadians Can't Comprehend Condoms.

    Well apparently this year Canadians are skimping out on the "Better safe then sorry"..and skipping right to "Sorry".

    A man from Ontario,Canada who was convicted of first-degree murder of two FWB's (death by killer sperm) has been labeled a danger to re-offend..After having sex with eleven women who were to cheap ass to spring a few quarters for a condom.

    Though knowing he was infected with AIDS since 1996;He neglected to tell any of his partners (Surprise surprise)

    Seven of these women now are running around HIV positive;Two have died...Apparently that's what it takes to be considered a risk to re-offend in Canuckland.

    He's now fighting his conviction so he can go back to his homeland in wherever-the-hell land in Africa because he feels he wasn't given a fair trial (failure to seduce the judge?) and to be cured by raping a baby (Okay I just threw that part in there)

    Giving the statement below;He declares his good intent

    "I am a man of consciousness," Aziga told the court. "I listen to it. It is clear, unambiguous and unmistakable. I had no intention to deliberately pass on my HIV to anyone." Unfortunately for Aziga his "unmistakable conscious" was disrupted when all the blood flow went to his little head.

    I'm unsure where I stand on this one;because if you screw around without a condom..bad shit is just bound to happen.I'm sure though if we're going to see him in the future counter suing for the emotional distress these "whiners" have put him through.

    Whatta you think?

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/...der-aziga.html

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    Honestly...It is both peoples responsibility. I have seen this way too many times where people think with either their dick or their pussy and say fuck it to protection.

    Condoms people....really not that hard to get and clinics will even give them out for free (At least down here in the States)

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    Having read here long enough, I'd say lack of condom comprehension is more of a global phenomenom than canadian...

    Now... the comprehension that driving your snowmobile on thin ice while drunk off your ass is probably not going to end well? That's another story entirely

    "Hey! Are those cops pulling a dead dude on a snowmobile out of the water there near the warning signs about thin ice?"
    "I think so! We better take our snowmobiles in for a closer look... all those warning signs between us are too distracting"
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    I'm going to sit on the fence here for a minute and watch!
    Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.

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    Every idiot knows you don't have sex with someone other than your spouse without a condom. That responsibility lies with both men AND women. Just because a guy swings a penis it doesn't mean he should be the only one concerned with wrapping his shit up. Just like women aren't the only ones who should be concerned with preventing pregnancy.

    However, any person who is aware that they have any type of STD or VD and knowingly has unprotected sex with an unsuspecting person should be held 100% responsible.

    I'm unsure where I stand on this one;because if you screw around without a condom..bad shit is just bound to happen.
    That's like saying rape victims who are slipped roofies are responsible for what happens to them because they didn't watch their drinks close enough.
    "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    Every idiot knows you don't have sex with someone other than your spouse without a condom. That responsibility lies with both men AND women. Just because a guy swings a penis it doesn't mean he should be the only one concerned with wrapping his shit up. Just like women aren't the only ones who should be concerned with preventing pregnancy.

    However, any person who is aware that they have any type of STD or VD and knowingly has unprotected sex with an unsuspecting person should be held 100% responsible.



    That's like saying rape victims who are slipped roofies are responsible for what happens to them because they didn't watch their drinks close enough.
    I think you give far too much credit to idiots
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamagedGoods View Post
    Now... the comprehension that driving your snowmobile on thin ice while drunk off your ass is probably not going to end well? That's another story entirely

    "Hey! Are those cops pulling a dead dude on a snowmobile out of the water there near the warning signs about thin ice?"
    "I think so! We better take our snowmobiles in for a closer look... all those warning signs between us are too distracting"
    *Crrrraaaaackkkk* *plop*... *plop*
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