I love bizarre mugshots!!!! I have quite a collection.
Here's some...I think I'm gonna add to these from time to time for shits and giggles! I won't always have the stories or names behind the mugs, but they are usually good for a giggle or two.
Elijah Payne~Assault with a deadly weapon and kidnapping
Elaine Vengen~Trespassing
Dion Milam~Murder
Anna Clifford~Erratic driving
Matthew Gibeault~Paraphernalia
Last edited by Jaded; May 29th, 2008 at 03:24 AM. Reason: Added some names
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
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What a wonderful way to start the day! I needed a good laugh.
I'm sorry - can't even comment on any of them because I go into uncontrollable laughter when I look at them and lose all train of thought.
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These are actually some of the 'better' looking ones in my collection.Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
I would like to know how Anna Clifford was able to drive with that crest. Of course if it was a convertible, then it would not crush her hair, but it would be wind blown.
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OMG Jaded this is funny shit!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud.
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One would have to drive erratically if the head was tipped all the way to the right to protect the 'do...I think she should have been charged with driving while impaired.
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert
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That second guy totally reminds me of Beavis.
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i guess with a windshield that large it is bound to get scratched up.
thanks for the pics - they rawk
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this is exactly what i needed to make me giggle! GIMME MOAR!!! :D
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Okay, it's official. I am blind.
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My new favorite thread.
What the hell? Looks like this guy (number 2) pack the shits in his head! Shit, it's a fucking big forehead!
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Myfuckinggod....this brother looks dead! Zombie ass shitfire. Smack him with a fucking feather and his ass would be down. Ewwwww what a nasty fellow.
Dark Star crashes, pouring its light into ashes~Grateful Dead
"Fuck you. You got it?"~Dan Rather
"Shit, I can rap" ~ Dakota Valkyrie
So many books, so little time~Frank Zappa
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I think this dude is Lurch!!!!
"Fuck you. You got it?"~Dan Rather
"Shit, I can rap" ~ Dakota Valkyrie
So many books, so little time~Frank Zappa
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OMG I am so bad, I cannot help myself....This lady looks like she's definitely been rode hard and put up wet and then dried like a fucking raisin in the sun. Geez......Hellllllooooo SunfuckingBlock!
"Fuck you. You got it?"~Dan Rather
"Shit, I can rap" ~ Dakota Valkyrie
So many books, so little time~Frank Zappa
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OMG I am so bad, I cannot help myself....This lady looks like she's definitely been rode hard and put up wet and then dried like a fucking raisin in the sun. Geez......Hellllllooooo SunfuckingBlock!
I myself wondered what large object got shoved up her ass the millisecond before they took the picture.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Oh my fucking God Hippie I am laughing so hard I am crying and about to piss myself! The pictures were funny as fuck already, but your comments are making them funnier.
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Amanda Bethel~Prostitution
Cher-ie Kristinsson~Domestic battery
John Smalley~Unemployment fraud
Lawrence Mazza~DUI
Mary Potter~Grand theft
Rhonda Register~Probation violation
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
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Are you sure Mary Potter is woman?
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Know what??? I'm not about to get close enough to that to check!!Are you sure Mary Potter is woman?
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
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OMFG I've so many comments on these pictures.....what is wrong with me? I really will try to refrain from making fun of people. Goodfuckinggod though, where do these folks come from?
"Fuck you. You got it?"~Dan Rather
"Shit, I can rap" ~ Dakota Valkyrie
So many books, so little time~Frank Zappa
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okay...I cannot help myself. I've just a few words on this chicky poo. For the person who cheated on my ass with four fucking prostitutes, I wished they all would have looked like her.
(He says No)
"Fuck you. You got it?"~Dan Rather
"Shit, I can rap" ~ Dakota Valkyrie
So many books, so little time~Frank Zappa
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I am SERIOUSLY lmfao! Best thread ever. :D
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Chicky poo!! It fits her!
okay...I cannot help myself. I've just a few words on this chicky poo. For the person who cheated on my ass with four fucking prostitutes, I wished they all would have looked like her.
(He says No)
My hair does the EXACT SAME THING in the mornings!... of course, I don't have the mullet part.
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The thing that cracks me up about this one??? This mug wasn't taken back in the glory days of the mullet. This was taken in January of this year......
My hair does the EXACT SAME THING in the mornings!... of course, I don't have the mullet part.
"Never make a decision when you need to pee."
--Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)
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A couple of days ago I was thinking along these lines and started to collect some.
I don't care about there names just their mugs.
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I'm so postive this is a frigging man! Mary Potter, that is.
Crazy Wyte Boy? He is fucked.
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Wasn't Cher-ie Kristinsson in Return of the Mummy?
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