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    Bizarre mugshot photos

    I love bizarre mugshots!!!! I have quite a collection.

    Here's some...I think I'm gonna add to these from time to time for shits and giggles! I won't always have the stories or names behind the mugs, but they are usually good for a giggle or two.



    Elijah Payne~Assault with a deadly weapon and kidnapping




    Elaine Vengen~Trespassing


    Dion Milam~Murder


    Anna Clifford~Erratic driving


    Matthew Gibeault~Paraphernalia
    Last edited by Jaded; May 29th, 2008 at 03:24 AM. Reason: Added some names
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    What a wonderful way to start the day! I needed a good laugh.

    I'm sorry - can't even comment on any of them because I go into uncontrollable laughter when I look at them and lose all train of thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie View Post
    What a wonderful way to start the day! I needed a good laugh.

    I'm sorry - can't even comment on any of them because I go into uncontrollable laughter when I look at them and lose all train of thought.
    These are actually some of the 'better' looking ones in my collection.
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    I would like to know how Anna Clifford was able to drive with that crest. Of course if it was a convertible, then it would not crush her hair, but it would be wind blown.

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    OMG Jaded this is funny shit!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raq me darkly View Post
    I would like to know how Anna Clifford was able to drive with that crest. Of course if it was a convertible, then it would not crush her hair, but it would be wind blown.
    One would have to drive erratically if the head was tipped all the way to the right to protect the 'do...I think she should have been charged with driving while impaired.
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    That second guy totally reminds me of Beavis.

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    This guy is a crossdresser and needs to watch out for the sticker bushes

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    This guy was too fugly to put anywhere else



    Man arrested for driving through flood barricade

    Updated: June 9, 2008 03:10 PM

    CLAY CO, Ind. (WTHI) - A Clay County was man taken to jail after driving through flood barricades.

    Officials say Michael Trusty went around barricades on 246. Water was still rushing over the road, and his vehicle stalled.
    Trusty had four kids inside the vehicle.

    Clay county Sheriff Mike Heaton says Trusty put the kids lives in danger..by driving through the water.
    Trusty was taken to jail on charges of child neglect and endangerment including other charges for driving through the barricade.

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    Just a few fugly mugs.









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    Quote Originally Posted by w8ng4msrgt View Post

    You know what this pic says to me???
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....
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    Carlton Davis~Theft


    Charles Johnson~Possession of cocaine




    Damon Reynolds~Failure to register as a sex offender.
    And......OMFG!! Have that fuckin thing lanced for Jebus sakes!!!


    M. Davirro~Bad checks


    Damn....he looks fuckin FILTHY!!!


    Yes.......a nun.
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    I love knowing what they did to get arrested. Especially these folks...........

    Her eyebrows.....fucking awesome!



    What a pretty face this guy has, seriously, he reminds me of Leonardo DeCaprio from that movie Titantic. Quite the handsome gentleman.


    What did the sister do? I am dying to know. Growing up Catholic and going to Catholic grade school (6-8th grades), I was around a lot of nuns. (at 11 I actually wanted to be a nun....hahahahahhahahahahaha and now I'm agnostic!!!!!)

    So hey, do we have what their crimes were all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippiepoet View Post


    What did the sister do? I am dying to know. Growing up Catholic and going to Catholic grade school (6-8th grades), I was around a lot of nuns. (at 11 I actually wanted to be a nun....hahahahahhahahahahaha and now I'm agnostic!!!!!)

    So hey, do we have what their crimes were all about?
    I usually collect the mugs based on hilarity level alone....I don't always get the story behind the mug. I don't know what the nun did to get her ass thrown in jail....but it has been fun to speculate!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippiepoet View Post
    I don't know what she did but she is a midget. That thing on the wall protects the wall from the door handle.

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    I don't know what she did but she is a midget. That thing on the wall protects the wall from the door handle.
    Perhaps she's on her knees to beg for forgiveness.... Or maybe to bribe her way out of the charges :D

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    Bizarre mugshot photos


    Prob Violation


    Domestic Battery


    Drug Possession

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaded View Post


    Yes.......a nun.
    Found a little info: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-and-beautiful
    The woman on page #18 is not a nun.
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    Millionaire with cocaine habit so bad his nose collapsed is jailed
    after police find drugs stash in the folding roof of his Bentley


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...f-Bentley.html 25 September 2012




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    Rundell, Amanda
    Gender: FEMALE
    Booked: Monday, March 16th, 2009
    Status: PRESENTENCED

    Charge(s):

    * Battery (domestic Violence)



    KFC anyone? LOLOL



    Maloney, Andrew Jackson
    Gender: MALE
    Booked: Monday, April 6th, 2009
    Status: PRESENTENCED

    Charge(s):

    * Assault (domestic Violence)
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    Meth Heads of Pasco County : Meth is BAD!!! MMMKay!!!!!

    STARLA LEANN ESPEGREN
    City of Birth ST.PETERSBURG
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    Current Age 23
    Height 4-11
    Weight 105
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    Dob 04/22/1985



    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++

    REBECCA LYNN RUSSO
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    Height 5-02
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Meth Heads of Pasco County : Meth is BAD!!! MMMKay!!!!!

    STARLA LEANN ESPEGREN





    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++

    REBECCA LYNN RUSSO



    Ok, so even if I wanted to do drugs, I'm way too fucking vain to look like this. Both in their 20's? Fuck does that shit age you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazzzz View Post
    Meth Heads of Pasco County : Meth is BAD!!! MMMKay!!!!!

    STARLA LEANN ESPEGREN





    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++

    REBECCA LYNN RUSSO




    I don't and have never tried meth so this may seem like a stupid question BUT, does meth cause those nasty ass fuckin marks on the face? I'm asssuming yes since both of these nasty bitches are all busted up... ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LocalCelebrity View Post
    I don't and have never tried meth so this may seem like a stupid question BUT, does meth cause those nasty ass fuckin marks on the face? I'm asssuming yes since both of these nasty bitches are all busted up... ?
    It's an indirect side effect. Meth does cause severe acne in some people, but it almost always causes uncontrollable itching of the skin, causing users to scratch and pick at their faces compulsively.

    From Wikipedia:

    Physical effects

    Physical effects can include a reduced appetite, anorexia, hyperactivity, dilated pupils, flushing, restlessness, dry mouth, headache, tachycardia, bradycardia, tachypnea, hypertension, hypotension, hyperthermia, diaphoresis, diarrhea, constipation, blurred vision, aphasia, dizziness, twitches, insomnia, numbness, palpitations, arrhythmias, tremors, dry and/or itchy skin, acne, pallor, and with chronic and/or high dosages, convulsions, heart attack, stroke and death can occur.


    Psychological effects

    Psychological effects can include euphoria, anxiety, increased libido, increased self-awareness, increased alertness, increased concentration, increased energy, increased self-esteem, increased self-confidence, increased excitation, increased orgasmic intensity, increased sociability, increased irritability, increased aggression, psychomotor agitation, hubris, excessive feelings of power and/or superiority, repetitive and/or obsessive behaviors, paranoia, and with chronic and/or high doses, amphetamine psychosis can occur.

    Hygiene

    Serious health and appearance problems can be caused by unsterilized needles, lack or ignoring of hygiene needs (more typical on chronic use), increase in acne on high doses, and obsessive skin-picking which may lead to abscesses.

    Kinda makes you wonder why people love this shit so much, right? I mean, it must be like, the greatest drug in the world if it's worth dealing with ALL THAT.
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    There are some seriously scary looking and comical looking folks on here.

    I seen a few this mornign i just had to share
    I offer my apologies now for any reruns shown.

    I also sorry have no info on the alleged crimes or the names.





    This is a poster to show people why they should NOT wear their hats backwards on their heads. It took me a second to figure out what in heck was the matter with his head.




    Unsure why these people are so darn happy considering where they are located.



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    Howard Lee Williams, 32, DOB:10/05/1976 ( If you look hard you can see the chin ink)


    LOL, Who would trust this Fuck Tard, with there credit card and auto??????

    1 FUGITIVE (BREVARD COUNTY /ALABAMA)
    2 EXPLOITATION OF ELDERLY (CONSENT)
    3 FRAUDULENT USE OF CREDIT CARD OVER $100
    4 GRAND THEFT THIRD DEGREE ($300 - $5,000)
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Cedric Mitchell Smith, 38 ( A one legged paint "Huffer")



    Height: 6 ft. 1 in.
    Weight: 195 lbs.
    Age: 38
    Gender: Male
    Eye color: Brown
    Birth date: April 13th, 1971
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Brittney Marie Noland, 23( Battery on a Po Po )


    Height: 5 ft. 5 in.
    Weight: 200 lbs.
    Age: 22
    Gender: Female
    Eye color: Brown
    Birth date: November 21st,
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Marquese Jerrodda Allen, 32 ( Dudes got serious Chick-let Teeth )


    Height: 6 ft. 0 in.
    Weight: 197 lbs.
    Age: 32Gender: Male
    Eye color: Brown
    Birth date: November 26th, 1976
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