Man robbed by nude maid

**Jaded** · May 28th, 2008, 08:15 PM

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/loc...,1045406.story

I don't even wanna know where she could hide $40,000 worth of jewelry......

**dop** · May 28th, 2008, 09:11 PM

Whats the logic of hireing an overpriced nude maid and then leaving her on her own instead of watching her? Get a regular clothed maid then, silly.

**Unamused Cat** · May 28th, 2008, 09:20 PM

Um... so where did she hide the jewelry?

**Jaded** · May 28th, 2008, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Unamused Cat

Um... so where did she hide the jewelry?

My guess is that her snatch is as large as Sharon Stone's....

**Nell** · May 28th, 2008, 09:24 PM

He left her alone in his bedroom. She could have just dropped the jewelry out the window, walked around and picked it up. He should check his meds. She probably stole those too.

**dop** · May 28th, 2008, 09:31 PM

There was an article posted here a long time ago, about errrr... snatch smugling... They had all sort of catched felons that included stuff like granades being smuggled...

**Jaded** · May 28th, 2008, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by dop

There was an article posted here a long time ago, about errrr... snatch smugling... They had all sort of catched felons that included stuff like granades being smuggled...

GRENADES?!?! In the snatch??? :twitch:

**Nell** · May 28th, 2008, 09:38 PM

I know!! How much would you have to be paid to put a grenade in your cooch? I'd be scared to sneeze!

**Jaded** · May 28th, 2008, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by Nell

I know!! How much would you have to be paid to put a grenade in your cooch? I'd be scared to sneeze!

There is no amount of money that would convince me......

**dop** · May 28th, 2008, 09:45 PM

A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

Source

**Nell** · May 28th, 2008, 09:46 PM

What the???!! Did she just give birth!! Holy hell.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · May 28th, 2008, 09:50 PM

Sure wouldn't visit this site with a gyno-grenade in place... laugh too hard and you're a goner.

That puts a whole new meaning on the word "bang".

**Countess Olenska** · May 28th, 2008, 09:55 PM

Cheval is a expensive community housed around an equestrian center and golf course. If you have it to blow go for it but hide the damn family jewels. Dipshit.

**SoUncool** · May 28th, 2008, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie

Sure wouldn't visit this site with a gyno-grenade in place... laugh too hard and you're a goner.

That puts a whole new meaning on the word "bang".

That's fucking hilarious...gyno-grenade...!! Somebody'd gonna steal that and make a dildo now - all camo'd out...like the "Eager Beaver" but it'll be "Gyno-grenade"