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    Morgue suicide attempt

    A heartbroken Taiwanese man tried to commit suicide by climbing into a morgue freezer holding his dead girlfriend.

    The grieving man climbed into the freezer to be with his partner but was discovered alive half an hour later.

    The 41-year-old was rumbled when workers detected an unusually high temperature in the freezer and realized the hatch was not securely fastened.

    A local newspaper reporter: "A morgue manager opened the hatch, saw two people lying inside, felt scared enough to yell out and then cried."

    The same paper said the man had taken a drug before climbing into the freezer to speed up what appeared to be a suicide attempt.

    The man’s girlfriend is said to have died on Friday following a sleeping pill overdose.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1211813.ece

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    Sad and kinda creepy at the same time.
    "Never make a decision when you need to pee."
    --Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)

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    Holy Romeo and Juliet.

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    One day, someone will love me like that...





    I'm sick.

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    Is that what you call "Cold Meat?"

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    I thought this post was going to be funny, but it's actually very sad.
    Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid

    It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert

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    okay eww.. I love my man, but not enough to want to crawl inside a freezer and lay with his corpse as I wait to join him in death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    One day, someone will love me like that...





    I'm sick.
    I forgot to tell you I already do. I just hope someone tells me when you die so I can join you in the freezer.

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    This is just plain weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by w8ng4msrgt View Post
    I forgot to tell you I already do. I just hope someone tells me when you die so I can join you in the freezer.
    Didn't you hear? She is dead.



    Kathy, sssh...let's just see what he does.
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    I was also expecting something funny but that is just a sad story, that poor man, I can't imagine.

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    I have yet to come across a suicide that is funny. Odd maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sorrow_discord View Post
    okay eww.. I love my man, but not enough to want to crawl inside a freezer and lay with his corpse as I wait to join him in death.
    ... But honey, boner that doesn't go down!

    Just ignore the autopsy incisions, staples and strange icky fluids, ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trav View Post
    ... But honey, boner that doesn't go down!

    Just ignore the autopsy incisions, staples and strange icky fluids, ok?


    I'd have to go with a mixed reaction on that... But I can tell you I laughed my ass off!

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