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  1. May 26th, 2008, 06:09 PM #1
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    Oh, hi.

    Just saying... Umm Hi.

    ASL

    Glad you asked, 35, male, nearish Pittsburgh.

    Do you pick up chicks on myspace.

    Umm not yet, but I'm looking!

    Single, married? Kids?

    Umm marriedish (long term gfriend) 1 kid.

    Why are you here?

    My girlfriend surfs the site daily and in an evil plot decided to destroy all hope I have for humanity by forcing me to read the site. (Chains, ballgag and creepy Clockwork Orange eyeclamps were involved.)

    Buttplug?

    Thankfully, no.
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  3. May 26th, 2008, 06:12 PM #2
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA Welcome Trav. So is your g/f also a member?
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    Bwahahahahaha!!! If you change your mind on the butt plug make it a pony play one.

    Welcome!!
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    She's a slacker, she has an account. But I don't know what it is, and she usually doesn't log in.

    I think she wont tell me her username because she's having an affair with swivel (it's the hat I think)

    That or she has so many usernames everywhere that she has to try a bunch till she finds the name she used here.
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  7. May 26th, 2008, 06:35 PM #5
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    Welcome, as long as her name isn't layla, poof, or one of the other winners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by w8ng4msrgt View Post
    Welcome, as long as her name isn't layla, poof, or one of the other winners.

    I've read the posts but I still think 80's big aquanet hair every time I see them.
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    hah welcome travis love your sense of humor :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trav View Post
    I think she wont tell me her username because she's having an affair with swivel (it's the hat I think)
    She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

    Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".
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  12. May 26th, 2008, 07:23 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

    Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".
    If you are smart you'll say no to his offer to share toys. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by swivel View Post
    She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

    Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".
    Wash first, use latex anyway.

    Welcome, Trav! :D
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    Heya man, welcome to the site. When you finally start picking up chicks on Myspcae just make sure its not Alisha Dean....
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  16. May 27th, 2008, 10:38 AM #12
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    Welcome Trav!
    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin

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