Just saying... Umm Hi.
Glad you asked, 35, male, nearish Pittsburgh.
Do you pick up chicks on myspace.
Umm not yet, but I'm looking!
Single, married? Kids?
Umm marriedish (long term gfriend) 1 kid.
Why are you here?
My girlfriend surfs the site daily and in an evil plot decided to destroy all hope I have for humanity by forcing me to read the site. (Chains, ballgag and creepy Clockwork Orange eyeclamps were involved.)