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    Post Joseph Hayes said "Give them babies cake and ice cream or I'll cap yo ass!"

    http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-man-ca...,6486620.story
    (Memphis 6/6/2011) Instead of a present, a Memphis, TN man brought a gun to a child's birthday party.

    Joseph Hayes, 48, is charged with aggravated assault.

    Police say Hayes brought a gun to the party because his children didn't get any ice cream or cake

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    Hayes approached the host, lifted up his shirt and said, "I ain't scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids."

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    "Never do anything that you would want to undo if you got caught."

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    Wasa-wasa-what??!

    I sooo want the whole story behind this one!
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    At least he wanted his kids to be happy and have fun. More than we can say for most asshats on this site. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by badfish76 View Post
    At least he wanted his kids to be happy and have fun. More than we can say for most asshats on this site. LOL
    So true! usually it's something like "give me some damn cake and fuck the kids".

    I feel better about this guy already, thanks!
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    i am all about getting my kid her fair share. i just don't know if i would bring a gun into the situation though.
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    'just take care of my kids?'

    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by redsaid View Post
    'just take care of my kids?'

    WTF?
    I'm pretty sure that means a corner piece AND a rose!
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    Hayes approached the host, lifted up his shirt and said, "I ain't scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids."
    Talk about an over reaction! really, kiddo's might have been overlooked, but i bet he thought it was race related.
    jeebus. we all want our kids to be treated fairly and with dignity, but c'mon, a gun? he's crazy. Only thing I give him is he wasn't crazy enough to use the gun on any one especially the bday kid who he might have thought instigated it all.

    I think he might think twice on not being scared to go to jail as he's now in jail.
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    Police say Hayes brought a gun to the party because his children didn't get any ice cream or cake
    I see nothing wrong with this. How many times do I buy gifts for parties and my kid gets stiffed on cake and Ice Cream? Thi is too funny, sorry
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