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    The Sonoma Enema

    On the afternoon of Sunday, May 1, a 53-year-old Sonoma man who is visually impaired - that is to say he could not see well, if at all - was standing in his apartment when a woman appeared in his doorway, unannounced and unexpected.
    The woman told him she was there to give him an enema. Because the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he thought perhaps that explained her presence.
    The woman deftly guided him to his bedroom, had him drop his pants and lie face down on his bed.
    She then gave the man an enema and promptly left.
    The whole episode took about a minute-and-a-half, he later told police. The woman did not leave a card or any other identifying information. And given the condition of his eyesight, the man did not, in the complete sense of the word, actually see her.
    A day later, on Monday, the enema recipient began wondering about what had happened to him but took no action. By Tuesday, he felt compelled to shed some light on the experience, so he contacted police. An investigating officer promptly called the man's doctor and was told no enema had been prescribed, ordered or approved.
    Sonoma police turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office who have yet to make sense of the caper.
    http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...mystery-enema/
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    Well that was a shitty thing to do to a blind man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    Well that was a shitty thing to do to a blind man.
    roflmao!
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    Weird and gross at the same time. What would be the motive? She wanted his shit to plant as DNA evidence for some crime?
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    Pardon me while I go hunt my eyes down as they just rolled right out of my head after that.
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    I would imagine the "nurse" was banking highly that he would not contact the police. I know I wouldn't...you end up on here.
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    I'm pretty sure this has already been FP'ed. http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...escribed-Enema

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    I thought it looked familiar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    I thought it looked familiar.

    @malqI was thinking Jesus... the Butt Pirate struck again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gee View Post
    @malqI was thinking Jesus... the Butt Pirate struck again!
    @gee, I know! My buttcheeks involuntarily started closing shut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gee View Post
    @malqI was thinking Jesus... the Butt Pirate struck again!
    @gee, I know! My buttcheeks involuntarily started closing shut.
    "Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

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    This may sound harsh, but was this guy not only visually impaired but retarded??? I mean, regardless of whether I had recently had intestinal surgery or not, I would have more than a few questions for someone who randomly showed up at my door and wanted to give me an enema. Did she put a gun to his head or something? Maybe he should've called his doctor's office and asked whether or not this was necessary. Just sayin'.
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    I think the man is dillusional and/or he was dreaming
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    Does this story not make you clenched your butt cheeks together?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mybabiesmomma View Post
    Does this story not make you clenched your butt cheeks together?
    My butt cheeks are always clenched, otherwise the monkey would fall out.
    "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    My butt cheeks are always clenched, otherwise the monkey would fall out.
    @Obsolete Just a monkey? LMAO
    Last edited by gee; May 19th, 2011 at 06:21 PM.
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    I know about the trunk monkeys, but this is a new phenomena! The rump monkeys!
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    I say a barrel of Monkeys.
    The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein

    Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

    I also got my finger stuck in a "Pocket Pussy"...carolinablue

    Have a great one and dont let a penis and set of balls ruin your day....Whisper

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