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    Ellenbeth Wachs Pretended To Come To Get Neighborhood Child To Go


    In her second arrest this year, the Atheists of Florida's legal coordinator was jailed Sunday on a charge of simulating a sex act in the presence of a 10-year-old boy.
    Ellenbeth Wachs, 48, of Lakeland, is accused of purposely making noises from inside her home March 13 to pretend as if she were having sex while the boy and his father overheard, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office.Wachs made the noise in an effort to make the boy stop playing basketball outside her house on Lake Victoria Drive, a complaint affidavit says. She told him to stop shooting baskets because she was trying to sleep.
    A Polk County sheriff's detective began investigating after the boy's father, Otto Lehman, filed for an injunction for protection against Wachs in April.
    A complaint affidavit says the boy played basketball near Wachs' home about 8:30 a.m. and she yelled through an open window for him to stop.
    Lehman and his son, Forrest, returned later and she started to yell "Oh John," repeating it "over and over again and kept increasing the volume until it was a loud scream," according to the complaint affidavit.
    Wachs was also moaning and making other sounds that "sounded like a woman experiencing sexual gratification in an extremely loud fashion," the affidavit says. She continued until the father and son left.
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    She gives atheists everywhere a bad name...

    Also she looks like the poster child for a meth ad

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    I'm lost. They were outside her house? Like on her property? Why didn't she (a) ask them to leave (b) call the cops (c) turn on the sprinklers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gidget View Post
    I'm lost. They were outside her house? Like on her property? Why didn't she (a) ask them to leave (b) call the cops (c) turn on the sprinklers?
    Yes, outside her house.

    Can't tell if it was on her property.
    I'm going to guess that it was not and was instead on the street outside (dead end street?).

    She did ask him to stop.
    A complaint affidavit says the boy played basketball near Wachs' home about 8:30 a.m. and she yelled through an open window for him to stop.
    Lehman and his son, Forrest, returned later and she started to yell "Oh John," repeating it "over and over again and kept increasing the volume until it was a loud scream," according to the complaint affidavit.
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    Well, it got the message through to 'em. So...if she really WAS having sex and just loud she'd get arrested? The kid wasn't in her house, she wasn't performing any sex acts "in the presence of a child"...I figured you can generally do what you like in your own home if you aren't breaking any laws.

    I guess I don't see where she's broken a law, here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheevaa View Post
    Well, it got the message through to 'em. So...if she really WAS having sex and just loud she'd get arrested? The kid wasn't in her house, she wasn't performing any sex acts "in the presence of a child"...I figured you can generally do what you like in your own home if you aren't breaking any laws.

    I guess I don't see where she's broken a law, here.
    I don't get it. Why was she arrested? Masturbating loudly is illegal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sheevaa View Post
    Well, it got the message through to 'em. So...if she really WAS having sex and just loud she'd get arrested? The kid wasn't in her house, she wasn't performing any sex acts "in the presence of a child"...I figured you can generally do what you like in your own home if you aren't breaking any laws.

    I guess I don't see where she's broken a law, here.
    I agree, if the father didn't want his child to hear this type of thing (which I wouldn't want my children to either) he should have kept his son from being over there. She asked him to go away because he was disturbing her, he refused and his father didn't do anything about it. And how do you get an injunction against someone when they are in their own home?
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