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TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico (AP) -- A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.


The animal was locked up at a local jail that usually holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.


Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.


"Around here, if someone commits a crime, they are jailed," Gomez said, "no matter who they are."


The owner, Mauro Gutierrez, told The Associated Press he would try to reach a friendly arrangement to pay the men's bills, estimated at $420.


The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle.


"All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said.


Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged burro.
Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March.


In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined $18.

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Mexican donkey freed from jail after assault


TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for assault and battery. The Televisa network on Wednesday showed "Blacky" gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances.

Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of Chiapas state.

Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days.

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