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    Frederick Wunker is an Airhead

    A 48-year-old man was arrested for allegedly huffing compressed air while driving after crashing his Mercedes C300 into a wooden fence Friday.

    Frederick J. Wunker, of the 3100 block of Huntington Woods Drive, also was cited for improper lane use and failure to notify the owner of the fence, according to police.

    Police were called to the intersection of Washington Street and Veterans Parkway, where a crash had happened about 10:50 p.m. When they arrived, officers discovered a large hole in a wooden fence just west of the intersection.

    An officer followed a trail of broken auto parts on Washington Street to Wunker’s address, police said. Wunker answered the door and had a cut above his right eye.

    He admitted to crashing his vehicle and said he couldn’t remember running into the fence, police said. He claimed he blacked out at that time.

    The officer noticed four cans of compressed air on Wunker’s couch, police said. Two were covered in frost, meaning someone likely had just used them.

    Wunker allegedly admitted to police he had been huffing while driving. He was then arrested, police said.
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    We had a similar case here where a kid (about 18) crashed his car into a building. Sadly, there was no specific law on the books about huffing air duster while driving and I don't think they were able to do more than give him a traffic violation, IIRC.
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    fuck a bunch of this shit. near where i live some kid decided to freeze his lungs with the shit and now i can't find any to clean my key board, and as well when i go to buy it out of town i gotta show my ID.
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mommacrazy30 View Post
    fuck a bunch of this shit. near where i live some kid decided to freeze his lungs with the shit and now i can't find any to clean my key board, and as well when i go to buy it out of town i gotta show my ID.
    That is BS!
    Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent.

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    I have to admit I only clicked on this thread because of the last name Wunker. I knew that anyone with Wunker as their last name was not showing up in this forum for being a snappy dresser.
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    I found the story amusing as I figured a 48-year-old man with a Mercedes would have a little more class that huffing canned air. Hasn’t he ever heard of cocaine?
    "If you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans. I'm not sure that motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick lying in bed all day watching TV, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble." --George Carlin

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    damnit! morbid needs to post his walking on sunshine clip!
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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