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    Branded And Bald W****R



    He looks due for another procedure...

    A hair transplant patient told today how a London doctor left a swear word branded on his head 19 years ago.

    Darren Hope, 40, discovered “w****r” had been etched onto his scalp when he shaved his hair almost two decades after the procedure.

    He claims the surgeon left two-inch-high capital letters in the back of his head by removing tiny hair roots. Friends discovered it when he took his cap off during a cricket match.

    Mr Hope, of Nuneaton, Warwickshire, had the operation done in the capital when he was 21.

    He said: “It is about five inches long — I can't believe I never knew. I'd love to sue but the clinic has closed down.”

    The electrician has been told the word will remain there for the rest of his life. “I'll have to keep my hair long,” he said.
    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...ded-on-head.do



    I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat!! WANKER!!!!!!

    Definition with helpful image at Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker
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    And he's a tosser for keeping it in. The centre of his head is bald and shiny, it all needs shaved off. The surgeon was right.
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    I was trying so hard to figure our what the work was....I came up with wigger. Now I see wanker. He does look like more of a wanker
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    He already HAD the hair transplant procedure and he's that bald? Wow.
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    Even in this larger image, I'm not seeing it. Maybe I'm bad at "connect the dots" or it's like one of those trick pics you have to stare at "just so" to see the alternate image.



    He spent £7,000 on the treatment at a top London clinic where follicles were removed to cover a bald spot on the crown of his head.

    But the cheeky surgeon removed the follicles to spell out of the word ‘W****R’ in 2ins capital letters across the back of his head.

    Although the operation gave him a full head of locks, Darren had no idea that his hair contained a swear word.

    The ripped out hairs never grew back and unbeknown to Darren he was left with the swear word branded into his head.
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    Former electrician Darren, who reckons he’s spent around £60,000 over the last 19 years on hair ops, is mystified about why the word was left in his scalp.
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    http://swns.com/swear-cut-hair-trans...lp-141203.html

    £60,000 = $95,280 For that price, he could have bought a woman who doesn't care about hair.
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    What a retard I be! I was like wigger ain't a swear word. Worse, I didn't know wanker was a swear.

    Americanized I like it

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    2) if you're from the new orleans metro area you know west bank cats as wanksters or maybe even wankers, from "the wank", or the West Bank. this can be negative or positive; many West Bank people indulge in being reffered to as such because they're reppin their hood (such as the way i like being called a honky or cracker because i'm proud of being white), on the other hand West Bank people are usually stereotyped as lower-class or just not as in style as the rest of us :-p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockin Ma View Post
    What a retard I be! I was like wigger ain't a swear word. Worse, I didn't know wanker was a swear.
    I linked to Wikipedia, silly goose. It had a graphic LOL
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    Ha, ha! I only know 'wanker' because I watch WAY too much telly on the BBC... *sighs* I love me some British people... :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I linked to Wikipedia, silly goose. It had a graphic LOL
    That's what I'm saying... that was at the bottom DV, don't you know I dive into your articles head first and I read while I analyze... then I see the rest. I totally thought it was wigger and was totally confused, because he looks more like a country music type of guy....
    Dear Mommy...I see you smile down there below...are those tears of joy you show? I'm glad you're happy, although you lied...I'd love to be right by your side...but by your choice, I view from above...tell my Grandparents I send my love...it's Beautiful here, is all I can say...your life will go on... without me in your way. Love Caylee XOXO......
    NO JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE - copyright that!

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    Do the English have Country music? It would sound really funny with the accent.
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    I now an Australian guy who played bass in a Garth Brooks tribute band.
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    I know quite a few wankers and British people and incredibly (or not so incredibly) sometimes they are one and the same, tho most I know are not too bad. I love the BBC too!

    And really he seems to have spent alot of money on a failed experiment! Hair is not so important, bald men are sexy!

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